Archive for the ‘Political Limericks’ Category
Monday, August 7th, 2023
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea
From John Lauro, last week in DC.
But the judge should be tough,
Cuz oddly enough
John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, John Lauro, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Whining For Time (Limerick)
Friday, August 4th, 2023
Though Donald’s the lowest of low,
His infamy slide’s been too slow.
But the courts are all humming,
And justice is coming;
Trump’s finally battling a pro.
Tags: : Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Smith v. Trump (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023
Another indictment’s been filed,
And Donald’s both anxious and riled
And undoubtedly frightened.
The vise has been tightened,
And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
Tags: Constitution, Coup, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election 2024, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jack Smith, January 6, Justice Department, Mike Pence, One/Six, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Donald Trump’s Finally Trumped (Limerick)
Friday, July 28th, 2023
Security footage begone!
Ordered Trump, like a mafia don.
Said a tech in IT:
I can’t do it. Not me!
And so Trump is a soon-to-be con.
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Mar-a-Lago, Republicans Humor, Security Footage, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Delete The Server” Woes (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 28th, 2023
Headline: “Trump says it was just ‘bravado’ when he claimed having Iran attack plan in caught-on-tape Bedminster meeting”
Caught on tape, Trump’s exposure is dire,
So he seems to have taken a flyer
On a novel defense
For admissions immense:
He just labels himself a big liar.
Tags: ClassifiedDocuments, Crime, Donald Trump, Iran, Trump, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Military Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Bravado” Defense
Thursday, June 22nd, 2023
Headline: “House GOP votes to censure Schiff over role in Trump investigations”
Adam Schiff has been censured? So what!
It’s hardly a kick in the gut
To be savaged by asses
Who lie to the masses
To placate a traitorous nut!
Tags: Adam Schiff, Censure, Donald Trump, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Impeachment, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Donald Trump, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Adam Schiff
Thursday, June 15th, 2023
The Donald has many a flaw;
For instance, contempt for the law.
Then there’s meanness and greed
And his self-centered creed.
Plus he lies with each flap of his jaw.
So our household is filled with excitement
Over Donald Trump’s fed’ral indictment.
He at last just might pay
For his crimes. Till that day,
I shall savor my dream with delightment.
Tags: Donald Trump, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Law Satire, Prison Humor, Prison Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Indictment, Trump Lies, Trump Riot
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Hope, At Last? (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, June 10th, 2023
Trump’s fed’ral indictment’s a beaut,
Packed with facts very hard to dispute.
He may fin’ly be nailed
And at long last be jailed!
(In the meantime, he’ll raise tons of loot.)
Tags: Classified Documents, Crime and Punishment, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Jack Smith, Justice Department, Republicans Humor, Stolen Documents, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Justice Department, Law Satire, Money & Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Federal Indictment
Tuesday, May 30th, 2023
Headline: “Trump Supporters Scammed By Novelty Items—‘Trump Bucks’—Advertised As Legal Tender”
Trump’s supporters are easily scammed.
Flimflams flourish when Trumpers are spammed:
Use his name or his pic
On a product? They’re thick,
So they’ll buy it… and Reason Be Damned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Grifters, Republicans Humor, Scam Limerick, Scams, Trump, Trump Base, Trump Bucks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Supporters Scammed Yet Again (Limerick)
Monday, May 29th, 2023
This confession will make me look mad,
But I simply can’t help being sad
That a debt deal is close,
Cuz it’s time for a dose
Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Tags: 14th Amendment, 50-50 Senate, Biden Limerick, Chuck Schumer, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, Finance Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Trump, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Charles Schumer, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Deal? Or NO Deal? (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023
The 14th Amendment is clear,
And the time to take action is here.
Quash the “ceiling” charade:
Our debts must be paid!
Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Tags: 14th Amendment, Biden, Biden Limerick, Budget Cuts, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Joe Biden, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Republicans Humor, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, House Satire, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mitch McConnell, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Joe Biden
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Sunday, May 14th, 2023
“James Comer Has Misplaced Biden ‘Informant'”
Comer claims to have dirt on Joe Biden;
An “informant,” he said, was providin’
The proof that he needs
Of Biden’s misdeeds.
Seems his make-believe source is in hidin’.
Tags: Biden, Disinformation, GOP Lies, Informants, James Comer, Jim Comer, Joe Biden, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Comer’s Phantom Informant (Limerick)
Monday, May 1st, 2023
We the Dems must show full solidarity
To counter the loathsome barbarity
Of Republican stances,
Whose fright’ning advances
Account for this lack of hilarity.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Book Banning Limerick, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Gun Control, Gun Laws, Presidential Election 2024, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, Anti-Semitism, Bill Barr, Birther Humor, Campaign 2024, Censorship Satire, Climate Change, Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Contraception Humor, Corruption Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election 2024, Energy Humor, Entitlements Humor, Environment Satire, Family Values Humor, Firearms & Guns Humor, Fiscal Policy, Florida, Fox News Humor, Free Speech, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, Global Warming, GOP Humor, House Satire, Judiciary Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Humor, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Racism Limerick, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Science Verse, Tax & Budget Humor, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Solidarity
Monday, April 10th, 2023
The list of things now deemed taboo
By Republicans grows right on cue:
Sculpture, books, proven facts,
Pills, and personal acts…
Unless done by their guy: You Know Who!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Book Banning Limerick, Cancel Culture, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOP Taboos (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 4th, 2023
Hooray for the Donald’s arraignment!
It’s much more than a mere entertainment.
The man must be jailed,
His freedom curtailed.
I can’t wait till he’s under restrainment.
*****
Though Trump masquerades
as a pol for the people,
he’s just for himself.
Tags: AlvinBragg, Bragg, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Law Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Arraignment, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Hooray For Trump’s 1st Arraignment!
Friday, March 31st, 2023
Dear Donald, your recent indictment
Is arousing much gleeful excitement.
Here’s hoping for more!
A nice, round number’s “four,”
And it’s time for some penal requitement!
Tags: Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Indictment, Indictment Humor, Trump, Trump Indictment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | 2 Comments »
Thursday, March 23rd, 2023
Is anyone else feeling teased
By Trumpian news? I’m displeased!
Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement,
But where’s the indictment?
No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rally
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Thursday, March 16th, 2023
Washington Post Headline: “Trump claims violence he inspired on Jan. 6 was Pence’s fault”
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense
And his distance from truth is immense.
Who’s at fault for Jan. 6?
Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks:
He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Mike Pence, Trump, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Trump/Pence
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
