Archive for the ‘Nancy Pelosi’ Category
Saturday, January 20th, 2024
My latest limerick requires a bit of background info, for those who missed Trump’s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie.
And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump’s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.)
Here’s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump:
Pelosi’s a female, it’s true.
So is Haley, and both oppose YOU.
Nonetheless, it’s unwise
To (while spinning your lies)
Confuse those two gals, as you spew.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Nancy Pelosi, Nikki Haley, Republicans Humor, Speaker Pelosi, Trump
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Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, January 28th, 2021
It would be hard to think of a worse candidate for the House Education Committee than Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yet, here we are:
NBC News: “House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Thursday denounced House Republican leaders for appointing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., to the committee overseeing education after she has questioned the legitimacy of mass shootings and harassed student survivors.”
The Speaker is angry, you’ll glean;
Education Committee for Greene?
Greene’s a pol with no scruples:
Mass shooting of pupils
Was mocked by her – cruelly obscene!
Tags: Committee Assignments, Education Committee, Firearms, Georgia, Gun Violence, House Republicans, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mass Shootings, Nancy Pelosi, School Shootings, Speaker Pelosi
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Students Verse | Comments Off on Demon-Greene (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 11th, 2020
Headline: “Trump reportedly won’t meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he’s mad at her”
Trump won’t meet with Pelosi; he’s bruised
And aggrieved, wounded, hurt — feels misused.
She impeached him and tore
Up his speech, so he’s sore.
Yes he needs her, but contact? Refused!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, February 5th, 2020
Headline: “Pelosi trashes Trump address: ‘He shredded the truth, so I shredded his speech'”
Said Nancy, “He shredded the truth,
“So I shredded his speech.” Not ‘uncooth,’
But an act overdue.
Donald’s SOTU was true???
Happy hunting for facts! Try a sleuth.
Tags: Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Speeches Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trump Versus The Truth (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 15th, 2020
“New documents show why the president has been trying to hide evidence from Congress.”
New proof’s in the public domain,
Which may prove to be Donald Trump’s bane.
So though Nancy’s demand
Was not met, those who’ve panned
Her may rue this large evidence gain.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Senate Impeachment Trial
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Nancy v. Mitch (and Trump) — Limerick
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Pelosi says Trump ‘scared’ of impeachment inquiry in exclusive ABC News interview”
The Donald appears to be scared,
As his villainous actions are bared.
He is used to eschewing
A price for wrong-doing.
So for punishment, Trump’s unprepared.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
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Tuesday, March 12th, 2019
CNN Headline: “Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m not for impeachment,’ slams Trump as ‘not worth it'”
That diss! How did Nancy unearth it?
It’s the ultimate slam! Did she birth it?
Despite fervent beseeching,
She’s anti-impeaching.
Her reason? Trump just is “not worth it.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Ultimate Diss (Limerick)
Thursday, January 17th, 2019
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Headline: “Trump denies Pelosi military aircraft for war zone trip”
Speaker Pelosi’s Limerick Response:
Rumor has it, dear Trump, you were scared
I’d be harmed. “Stop her trip!” you declared.
Using all of your might,
You cancelled my flight.
How sweet! I did NOT know you cared.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Military Flights, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2019
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Dear Donald, I see that the state
Of our Union is closed, so the date
That you’re set to appear
In my House (nearly here)
Isn’t great. “Speak” in writing … or wait.
Here’s Nancy’s real letter to Trump.
Tags: Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown, SOTU, State of the Union
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Saturday, January 12th, 2019
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Headline: “When Nancy Pelosi Says ‘No’”
When Pelosi says “no,” she means “NO!”
Trump will NOT get his wall-building dough.
Unlike Donald, she’ll walk
The walk and won’t balk.
Nancy’s toughness is true. Trump’s? Just SHOW!
Tags: Border Wall, Budget Bill, Cement Wall, Donald Trump, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi
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Friday, January 11th, 2019
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The self-described deal-maker fails
To close deals. Donald’s thwarted? He bails.
Nancy ties him in knots,
And whenever he spots
Her he’ll plotz, as his orange skin pales.
Tags: Art of the Deal, Border Wall, Budget Deal, Cement Wall, Deal Maker, Deal Making, Deals, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Border, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown, Steel Wall
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Mexico Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our So-Called Deal-Maker
Wednesday, January 9th, 2019
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Headline: “Trump storms out of meeting as shutdown careens toward fourth week”
The Donald stormed out of the meeting
Cuz his wall scheme was taking a beating.
The Speaker was “mean,”
So he vented his spleen
In a petulant act of retreating.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexico Border, Nancy Pelosi, Shutdown
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Government Services, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Storms Out Of His Own Meeting (Limerick)
Friday, December 21st, 2018
The odds of a shutdown are growing,
And the BS-packed blame-game is flowing.
Blame Pelosi, they blare.
Schumer! Durbin! I swear,
Those Republican noses are growing.
Tags: Border Wall, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, Donald Trump, Government Shutdown, Mexican Wall, Nancy Pelosi
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Pelosi’s a powerful lass;
I loved how she kicked Donald’s ass.
Then she stomped the insurgents
And conquered deter-gents.
That woman has skills, smarts, and brass.
Tags: Democrats Humor, Donald Trump, House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker Of The House
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Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump
Saturday, January 20th, 2024My latest limerick requires a bit of background info, for those who missed Trump’s latest cognitive quagmire: In New Hampshire this past week, Trump converted his Pelosi lie about January 6 security into a Nikki Haley lie.
And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump’s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.)
Here’s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump:
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Nancy Pelosi, Nikki Haley, Republicans Humor, Speaker Pelosi, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Pelosi Verse, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Trump | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump