Archive for the ‘Law Satire’ Category
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021
Will Trump’s CFO drop a dime
On the Donald? It’s surely high time!
A grand jury’s convened,
So here’s hoping that fiend
Is convicted of many a crime.
Tags: Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Grand Jury, Letitia James
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Isn’t The Trump Grand Jury Grand? (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 19th, 2021
After learning that New York AG Letitia James is pursuing a criminal investigation into the Trump Organization, and that she’s working with Manhattan DA Cy Vance, Donald Trump posted a lengthy blog rant, which could have benefited from paragraphing … and sanity.
Donald Trump seems distressed and upset.
It appears he is starting to fret
That he’ll spend his last days
In prolonged prison stays.
James and Vance pose a serious threat!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Criminal Law, Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Letitia James, Trump Organization
Posted in Crime, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2021
The basis for Sidney Powell’s defense in the Dominion defamation case is that her claims about Dominion were too wacko to be believed by reasonable people.
Sidney Powell’s defense to the suit
For defaming Dominion’s a hoot:
Since her claims re Dominion
Were dubious opinion,
The judge has to boot the dispute.
Tags: Defamation, Dominion, Dominion Voting Systems, Donald Trump, Lawyer Limerick, Libel, Litigation Humor, Sidney Powell, Slander, Voting Fraud, Voting Technology
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sidney Powell’s Risible Defense (Limerick)
Sunday, January 31st, 2021
From CNN: “Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin…”
“Mass election fraud — that’s my defense,”
Insisted the Donald, intense.
So his lawyers all quit:
“We’re not selling that shit!”
Donald’s lie ain’t just “big.” It’s immense!
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump On The Defense? (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021
Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Georgia, Lawsuits
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020
Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!
Tags: Donald Trump, Fraud, Law And Order, Pardon Humor, Presidential Pardons, War Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, War & Antiwar Poems, White House | Comments Off on Pondering Pardons (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Prison Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 8th, 2020
Enduring Trump’s reign has been hard;
Our nation’s been tainted and scarred.
So this question’s arisen:
Is tweeting in prison
Permitted? Please tell me it’s barred!
Tags: Donald Trump, Prison Humor, Prisons, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Trump Tweets, Tweet Humor, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Will It Never End? (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020
Is the almost-ex-prez on the skids?
Will he pardon himself and his kids?
While we don’t know for sure,
Seems he’ll never abjure
Engaging in acts law forbids.
Tags: Donald Trump, Law Humor, Legal Humor, Pardon Humor, Presidential Pardons
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Halts Pandemic Relief Negotiations”
No relief bill this month, on reflection,
Cuz the Senate’s sole job’s my selection
For our land’s highest bench.
Judge Amy’s a wench
Who has earned my support and affection.
Tags: Amy Coney Barrett, COVID-19, Election Humor, Pandemic, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
Friday, August 28th, 2020
Trump way back in 2016: “I am the law and order candidate.”
“Law and Order’s” a Trump campaign vow,
But the promise that Trump’s making now
Is a ’16 repeat
That he broke. So unseat
Donald Trump and let Joe take a bow.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Law And Order
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Another Promise Unkept (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 24th, 2019
Trump delays and defies and he sues;
His flawed policy’s thwart and refuse.
Tell him “Follow the law,”
And he’ll yell or guffaw.
Don’t believe it? Try reading real news.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Legal Humor, Media Limerick, Newspapers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Lawless President (Limerick)
Saturday, March 9th, 2019
Headline: “How could anyone think Paul Manafort lived an ‘otherwise blameless’ life?”
NOT a limerick:
Judge Ellis while sentencing Paul
Said his life has been “otherwise blameless.”
But that claim just ain’t true. Not at all!
Seems both Paul and Judge Ellis are shameless.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Criminal Law, Judge Ellis, Judge T.S. Ellis III, Judiciary Humor, Judiciary Satire, Paul Manafort
Posted in Crime, Law Satire, Political Limericks | Comments Off on “Otherwise Blameless?” (Quatrain)
Sunday, January 6th, 2019
Audio Player
I won’t ask you, dear Trump, not to lie.
You can’t stop, so don’t bother to try.
And nor will I ask
You to do any task
That requires a warm-hearted guy.
And there’s really no need to pretend
That the law isn’t something you bend
To benefit you
And a very small few:
Your children … and maybe a friend.
I won’t EVEN say, Donald don’t whine.
You can’t help it, I know, so that’s fine.
I’ve a single request,
And it isn’t “Be Best.”
I am begging you: Kindly Resign!
Tags: Criminal Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election Law, Resignation, Trump Lies
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open 3-Verse Limerick To Donald Trump
Tuesday, December 18th, 2018
“Never happened!” (Trump’s fav’rite defense)
His use of that claim is immense.
When it fails (all the time)
Trump denies it’s a crime,
Unwisely surmising we’re dense.
Tags: Crime, Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Favorite Defenses (Limerick)
Monday, December 10th, 2018
From a Trump tweet today: “No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.”
Donald tweets about guns that ain’t “smocking,”
Which occasions a whole lot of mocking.
Poor Trump’s in a bind,
For soon he will find
Much bad news and “clean” coal in his stocking.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Collusion, Robert Mueller, Russia Collusion, Smocking Gun, Trump Collusion
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Smocking Gun” Mockery (Limerick)
Monday, December 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Accuses Trump of Witness Tampering”
Donald’s latest illegal pursuit:
Witness tamp’ring on Twitter. The coot
Injudiciously hurts
His case; his tweet-blurts
Furnish proof Trump can never refute.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Robert Mueller, Witness Tampering
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump: “Witness Tamperer In Chief” (Limerick)
Monday, November 26th, 2018
Headline: “Trump Resumes Feud with Chief Justice”
Though the Donald can carp, bash, and mock,
He will find he lacks power to block
Or to fire this man:
Justice Roberts. Can’t ban
The Chief Justice. Trump’s in for a shock.
Tags: Chief Justice John Roberts, Donald Trump, Justice John Roberts, Trump Feuds
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. Chief Justice Roberts (Limerick)
Monday, November 19th, 2018
Headline: “Senate Democrats Sue to Block Whitaker Appointment”
Will a judge block Matt Whitaker’s rise
To Acting A.G.? I surmise
His appointment’s unlawful–
Unspeakably awful…
But just fine in Trump-bootlicker eyes.
Tags: AG, Attorney General, Constitution Verse, Dept. of Justice, Judiciary Humor, Legal Humor, Litigation Humor, Matt Whitaker, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unconstitutional Stench of Whitaker Appointment (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Man Cites Trump After Groping Woman on Flight”
Trump’s impact is rather immense,
And it often defies common sense.
Grope a gal sans permission?
No need for contrition;
Just rely on the “Donald Defense!”
Tags: Crime, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Grab By Pussy, Law Humor, Law Limerick, Leadership Humor, Legal Defense Humor, Lewdness, Loutish Behavior, Sexual Assault, Sexual Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Leading By Example (Limerick)
