My latest 3-verse limerick was inspired by a CNN article that included this paragraph: “Roberts was shaken by the adverse public reaction to his decision affording Trump substantial immunity from criminal prosecution. His protestations that the case concerned the presidency, not Trump, held little currency.”
Poor John Roberts is in a deep funk; His beloved court’s stature has shrunk. And it’s largely his fault For harsh rulings that halt Basic rights. He’s a punk and a skunk.
About justice his court doesn’t care. There’s no effort to ever be fair. It treats stare decisis Like trash. We’ve a crisis; Sound rulings are brutally rare!
So if Roberts is sad, fine by me! For the court must be changed. You agree? Then be sure to vote Dem. No more hawing. Don’t hem! It’s the one way to stem the debris.
Trump’s new rival is chock-full of zest, So old Donald’s morose and depressed. With his poll numbers slidin’, He misses Joe Biden. (Time to fake a failed “bar exam” test?)
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart New York’s efforts to try Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!) And to truth, law, and justice distort.
It’s a challenge for Trump to comply With societal rules. He’s a guy Who has always felt free To ignore them with glee; To break laws and to flagrantly lie.
Trump’s accustomed to getting his way. But in Criminal Court, he lacks sway. It’s the Judge who has power, So Don’s looking dour, Forced to hold all his anger at bay.
Be quiet in court and sit down! Trump’s compelled to comply (with a frown.) For he fin’lly must face His first criminal case: It’s Judge Merchan who now wears the crown!
There’s no law fraudster Trump’s loath to flout! And yet people who claim they’re devout, Keep supporting the grifter, That sleazy shape-shifter. Surely Trump ain’t what “God” is about!
Here’s a free tip for Trump: Spewing bile Is best to avoid while on trial. It may help you raise cash, But it still remains rash. My advice: Try pretending to smile.
Headlines like this drive me nuts: “Is It Possible Trump Will Strike a Plea Deal to Avoid Prison?”
A plea deal for Trump? That’s just mad! Speculation like that’s simply sad. Any pact he might make, He would instantly break! Trump’s a slippery snake of a cad.
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea From John Lauro, last week in DC. But the judge should be tough, Cuz oddly enough John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Though Donald’s the lowest of low, His infamy slide’s been too slow. But the courts are all humming, And justice is coming; Trump’s finally battling a pro.
Another indictment’s been filed, And Donald’s both anxious and riled And undoubtedly frightened. The vise has been tightened, And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
The Donald has many a flaw; For instance, contempt for the law. Then there’s meanness and greed And his self-centered creed. Plus he lies with each flap of his jaw.
So our household is filled with excitement Over Donald Trump’s fed’ral indictment. He at last just might pay For his crimes. Till that day, I shall savor my dream with delightment.
Trump’s fed’ral indictment’s a beaut, Packed with facts very hard to dispute. He may fin’ly be nailed And at long last be jailed! (In the meantime, he’ll raise tons of loot.)
The 14th Amendment is clear, And the time to take action is here. Quash the “ceiling” charade: Our debts must be paid! Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Dear Donald, your recent indictment Is arousing much gleeful excitement. Here’s hoping for more! A nice, round number’s “four,” And it’s time for some penal requitement!
Is anyone else feeling teased By Trumpian news? I’m displeased! Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement, But where’s the indictment? No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
I am planning a huge celebration, Which will feature great food and libation. The date’s still not set, But I’m hosting my fête On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
Pending Celebration (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023I am planning a huge celebration,
Which will feature great food and libation.
The date’s still not set,
But I’m hosting my fête
On the day of Trump’s freedom cessation.
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