Archive for the ‘Kamala Harris’ Category
Sunday, August 4th, 2024
I can’t resist mocking Trump’s attempts to weenie out of debating Harris. Why? Because his pretext for backing out of the ABC debate (and switching to a Fox debate) doesn’t pass the straight-faced test:
“I am in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopadopoulos, thereby creating a conflict of interest.” What’s wrong with that excuse? Trump’s lawsuit is NOT a new development. Trump filed suit in MARCH and agreed to the ABC debate nearly two months later, in MAY.
To his base, Trump’s a tough, macho male,
Who would never back down and/or bail.
Yet he’s scared to debate
Our great VEEP on the date
And agreed-upon place. He turned tail!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate, Debate Limerick, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris/Trump Debate, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Cowardly Donald (Limerick)
Friday, August 2nd, 2024
JD Vance once called Trump “reprehensible”
And compared him to Hitler. (Sounds sensible!)
But now Vance is debasing
Himself by embracing
The Donald, a move indefensible.
JD lives in a house made of glass,
Yet he missed the “no stone-throwing” class.
So he hurls his baloney
At Harris. (She’s “PHONY?!?”)
Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, July 31st, 2024
ABC News Headline: “Donald Trump says Kamala Harris, who’s married to a Jewish man, ‘doesn’t like Jewish people'”
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP
“Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep
Knows full well Doug (her spouse)
Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse
And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Doug Emhoff, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on More Trump Lies (Limerick)
Sunday, July 28th, 2024
A creative critique of Trump/Vance
Is they’re “weird” which, while true at a glance,
Is the least of their sins.
We must ward off their wins!
If we don’t, freedom won’t stand a chance.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Freedom, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Team Weird, Trump, Weird, Weirdness
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, JD Vance, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Defeat Team “Weird!” (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024
The journey that took us from Joe
To Kamala WAS a bit slow.
But now that we’re there,
We’ll win this, I swear!
To the Trump and Vance pair, just say NO!
Tags: Biden, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Kamala Harris, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump | Comments Off on The Battle Ahead (Limerick)
