Archive for the ‘Judiciary Satire’ Category
Monday, May 1st, 2023
We the Dems must show full solidarity
To counter the loathsome barbarity
Of Republican stances,
Whose fright’ning advances
Account for this lack of hilarity.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Book Banning Limerick, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Gun Control, Gun Laws, Presidential Election 2024, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court
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Tuesday, August 30th, 2022
Headline: “Trump Is Trying To Extort America”
Donald Trump is so desp’rate to thwart
Prosecution, he’s apt to resort
To additional crimes,
Like extortion ofttimes;
Indict Trump! Get that felon to court!
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI, FBI Raid, FBI Search, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Merrick Garland, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Search Warrants, Trump, Trump Crimes, Trump Humor, Trump Lawyers, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid, Trump Search
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, The Extortionist (Limerick)
Thursday, August 11th, 2022
Dear Donald, it seems that your bluff
Has been called, and in you’re in quite the huff.
Garland’s move to unseal
That warrant? Big deal!
Seems you’ve shot yourself right in the duff.
Tags: Classified Documents, Criminal Humor, Criminal Limerick, Donald Trump, FBI Raid, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Mar-a-Lago, Merrick Garland, Money Limerick, Search Warrant, Search Warrants, Trump Humor, Trump Limerick, Trump Raid
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Justice Department, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Garland v. Trump
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Pence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Sunday, June 26th, 2022
Headline: “Trump takes credit for Dobbs decision but worries it ‘won’t help him in the future'”
The Donald takes credit for Dobbs.
Does he merit such “credit?” Yes, gobs!
The three judges he picked
For SCOTUS have kicked
Gals back ages … and that was their jobs.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on “Thanking” Trump For Dobbs (Limerick)
Friday, June 24th, 2022
Five SCOTUS extremists decreed
In a dastardly GOP screed
That Roe v. Wade’s dead.
So it’s “Off with her head”
For pro-choicers, no matter the need.
If you value our lost right to choose,
You must vote; forget whining and booze.
Your life’s on the line!
Dump the GOP swine
And make sure all Republicans lose!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Voting Satire, White House | 2 Comments »
Friday, March 8th, 2019
Justice Ginsburg’s birthday is coming up on March 15th, and I couldn’t resist writing her a limerick. In fact, I even snail-mailed her a copy. Remember snail-mail?
Here it is:
Happy birthday dear Ruth. You’re the best!
You have met ev’ry challenge and test
With zest, brains, and class,
Plus just enough brass…
While the President feathers his nest.
Tags: Court Humor, Courts, Judiciary Humor, Justice Ginsburg, Law Limerick, Law Satire, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Legal Verse, Notorious RBG, RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Humor, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Monday, November 26th, 2018
Headline: “Trump Resumes Feud with Chief Justice”
Though the Donald can carp, bash, and mock,
He will find he lacks power to block
Or to fire this man:
Justice Roberts. Can’t ban
The Chief Justice. Trump’s in for a shock.
Tags: Chief Justice John Roberts, Donald Trump, Justice John Roberts, Trump Feuds
Posted in Constitution Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump V. Chief Justice Roberts (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 9th, 2018
The GOP’s whining. They’re mad!
What a “sore winner” streak they have had!
They’re “the victims,” they wail
With an “angry mob” tale.
We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
Tags: Angry Mobs, Brett Kavanaugh, Fake Victimization, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Feigning Victimization (Limerick)
Monday, October 8th, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh’s bringing a stench
To what once was a dignified Bench.
Lies and acts dissolute
(Which he’ll loudly dispute)
Make it clear that he’s far from a mensch.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Judiciary Satire, Law Limerick, Legal Verse, Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Stench On The Bench (Limerick
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols like to claim
They believe an accuser; their aim
Being sympathy feigned,
Which quickly is drained
By their “victim’s confused; wrong guy” game.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on The GOP’s “Confused” Victim Con (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols love to cite
Brett’s “forceful denials” to smite
Sundry claims as untrue.
But since when do a few
Screamed denials prove one side is right?
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Supreme Court | Comments Off on A Man’s “Forceful Denial” Trump’s All??? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
The Dems once again were outplayed
By the GOP’s latest charade.
Our Supreme Court’s despoiled,
Human decency foiled
By the power-crazed Mitch-led brigade.
*****
GOP’s sole goal–
maintain control at all cost–
destroys Supreme Court.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Republicans Destroy Yet Another Institution (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
In making her Kavanaugh case,
Susan Collins neglected to face
Brett’s intemperate speech
And behavior; his breach
Of standards judicial was base.
*****
Intemperate Brett
shielded by Mitch and Donald;
Supreme Court sullied.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Humor, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Susan Collins v. Decency (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
With Apologies To Bob Dylan:
How many lies can a candidate tell
Before you call him a sham?
How many times must Brett K lose control
Before Lindsey Graham tells him, “Scram!”?
Yes,’n’ how many beers must a nominee drink
Before he blacks out an assault?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Blowin' In The Wind, Bob Dylan, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Lindsey Graham, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Song Parodies, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on How Many Lies? (Song Parody Lyrics)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
A fellow named Brett, nicknamed “Bart”
Apparently thinks he’s so smart;
He feels free to pretend
“Bart O’Kavanaugh” penned
By his friend ain’t “Bart” K at its heart.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mark Judge, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Brett a/k/a Bart
Sunday, September 30th, 2018
This limerick was inspired by Thursday’s hearing and this article: “THE UNBEARABLE DISHONESTY OF BRETT KAVANAUGH.”
Brett told lies to the world, large and small,
Some entailing an “I don’t recall.”
Some were odd, like this tale:
“No connections to Yale!”
Which just might Yale-grad-grandpa appall.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republican Lies, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims, Yale
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Kavanaugh Lies (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 26th, 2018
Will Kavanaugh ever bow out?
That perjuring sexual lout
Was intended to be
Donald’s trump card; he’s key
To Trump’s keeping his freedom and clout.
*****
Mitch has hired a “female assistant”
So Republican men can stay distant
From plans untoward
Like “assassinate” Ford…
Which might render their wins non-existent.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | 1 Comment »
Thursday, September 20th, 2018
Apply logic: Who’s likely to lie
About something that most would decry?
The woman who asked
That G-men be tasked
With a probe? Or “NO-FBI Guy?”
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Probing Logic (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
Thanks to Peter Daou for inspiring my limerick with this tweet:
Woman reports sexual assault.
Woman gets slimed and vilified.
Woman gets called a liar and opportunist.
Woman gets death threats and is forced to leave her home.
GOP MEN: Why did she wait to come forward?
When a gal reports sexual assault,
She’s reviled and she’s slimed. Oy gevalt!
She’s sent death threats galore,
As she gets this what-for:
“Why’d you wait to speak out? You’re at fault!”
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Christine Blasey Ford
