Archive for the ‘Joe Biden’ Category
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
Trump denies he incited a coup;
Says his voter fraud claims are all true;
And rejects any blame.
But the rioters claim:
“We did JUST what Trump told us to do.”
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, Political Riots, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
Get over the heinous attack
On the Capitol? Sorry, you’re wack!
If that’s your advice;
That the Dems should play nice
And forget it, then you don’t know jack!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden
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Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden
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Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
Where Biden’s Cabinet Stands: “President Joe Biden took office on January 20 without key members of his Cabinet in place after the Senate moved more slowly to schedule confirmation hearings for his nominees than it had for previous presidents.”
GOPers are shocked and appalled.
They’re embittered and terribly galled:
How DARE Joe embrace
Dem goals! A disgrace!
Let’s ensure that his Cab’net is stalled.
Tags: Biden Cabinet, Joe Biden, Stalled Cabinet
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Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Joe Biden, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020
Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Fraud, Election Fraud Myth, Election Humor, Trump Base, Trump Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)
Thursday, December 17th, 2020
“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”
O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.
Tags: Anti-Cursing, Cursing Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Joe Biden, Language Humor, Language Police, Marco Rubio, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
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Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Presidential Election 2020, Sedition
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Monday, December 14th, 2020
The Electoral College has met.
Biden’s won yet again, but I’ll bet
That Trump and his cronies
(Those liars and phonies)
Won’t let up, though their threat is all wet.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Voting Fraud, Voting Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Elected Yet Again (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Prison Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.
Tags: Biden Deniers, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Republican Cowards, Trump Cult
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 9th, 2020
It’s over; Trump knows that he lost,
But he’ll keep filing suits that are tossed,
Cuz as long as his base
Thinks he still has a case,
They will fund him, whatever the cost.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Election Satire, Joe Biden
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Swindler-In-Chief (Limerick)
Monday, December 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Claims He’d Be Gracious, If He Lost”
Our pugnacious prez claims he’d be “gracious”
If he lost. (His lie-library’s spacious.)
Donald did in fact lose,
But his goal’s to confuse,
Bilk, and bully — that’s “Trump the Mendacious.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Our Liar-In-Chief
Tuesday, December 1st, 2020
Headline: “For Years, Republicans Ignored Donald Trump’s Tweets. Now They’re Using Twitter as an Excuse to Attack Biden’s Budget Chief Pick”
GOPers had little to say
About Trump’s heinous tweets. So blasé,
Were those pols, that they shrugged.
Yet by Tanden’s they’re bugged
And enraged — their bad faith on display.
Tags: Advise And Consent, Biden Nominees, Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Neera Tanden, OMB, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senators
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Monday, November 30th, 2020
Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, Joe Biden
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Monday, November 30th, 2020
Though it’s nearly a month since Joe won,
The Donald continues to shun
The fact that he lost;
He wants Biden-votes tossed,
And cries “FRAUD!” What’s his proof? Trump has none.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, GOP Fraud, Joe Biden, Presidential Election Humor, Trump Lies
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Sunday, November 29th, 2020
“The president-elect picked up 87 votes (net) after President Trump spent $3 Million targeting the heavily-Democrat areas of Milwaukee & Dane Counties.”
Dear Donald, great thanks for the gain
I just got in Milwaukee and Dane.
You spent three million bucks
For a recount and, shucks…
Now I’m winning by more. Worth the pain?
Tags: Dane Recount, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Milwaukee Recount, Wisconsin Humor, Wisconsin Recount
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wisconsin | Comments Off on If Joe Biden Could Write Limericks
Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Michigan certifies Biden victory in another blow to Trump”
Donald’s Michigan thievery’s failed;
His electoral heist scheme curtailed.
Joe’s electors are IN;
A democracy WIN!
How refreshing that justice prevailed.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Michigan, Michigan Electors, Presidential Campaign Humor
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Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Vindictive Trump Seeks To Undermine Biden”
The Donald’s vindictive and mean,
So he’s venting his voting-loss spleen
And punishing Joe
And the nation. The woe
Trump’s inflicting is foul and obscene.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick
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