Archive for the ‘Impeachment Humor’ Category
Tuesday, October 22nd, 2019
Laurence Tribe: “Taylor’s testimony is the smoking gun that will seal Trump’s fate.”
Taylor’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate,
So poor Donald is rather irate;
A quid pro quo feast —
“Smoking gun” at the least.
Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!
Tags: Bill Taylor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Laurence Tribe, Smoking Gun, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine, William Taylor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Bill Taylor Seals Trump’s Fate (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 22nd, 2019
Headline: “Trump provokes outrage by calling impeachment inquiry a ‘lynching'”
From impeachment the Donald is flinching;
He cringes and squinches while inching
T’wards his “just deserts” course,
But he shows no remorse,
Cuz of course he’s a “victim” of “lynching.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Lynching, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our “Lynched” “Victim” In Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 8th, 2019
The Donald insists on defending
That infamous phone call, pretending
There was “no quid pro quo” —
It was “perfect.” E’en so,
I predict it’s the start of Trump’s ending.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment, Zelensky
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on That “Perfect” Ukraine Call (Limerick)
Friday, October 4th, 2019
JustSecurity.org Headline: “The ‘Quid’ is a Crime: No Need to Prove ‘Pro Quo’ in Ukrainegate”
The debate over Trump’s “quid pro quo”
Is missing the point, you should know:
When the “quid” is unlawful
(And Trump’s “quid” is awful),
You DON’T need unfreeze-the-aid “quo.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Quid Pro Quo, Trump Impeachment, Ukrainegate
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ukraine “Quid Pro Quo” Argument is a DISTRACTION (Limerick)
Thursday, October 3rd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Just Committed More High Crimes on the White House Lawn”
For his upcoming ’20 campaign,
Trump solicited help from Ukraine.
China too, as we’ve seen
Right in public! Trump’s keen
To flout laws for his personal gain.
Tags: China, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, China Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Law-Flouter in Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says House Investigations Are ‘Bullshit’”
Poor Donald is all in a stew;
He complains we’re engaged in a COUP.
Extra hostile on Twitter,
He’s angry and bitter.
What’s a “victim” to do? Tweet and sue.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Tweets, Twitter
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Victim-In-Chief Lashes Out (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Pelosi says Trump ‘scared’ of impeachment inquiry in exclusive ABC News interview”
The Donald appears to be scared,
As his villainous actions are bared.
He is used to eschewing
A price for wrong-doing.
So for punishment, Trump’s unprepared.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Stephanopoulos, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Running Scared? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 1st, 2019
Pompeo and Barr are knee-deep
In Trump scandals and crimes. One could weep
At their ethics-free acts
And their freedom from facts.
As for consciences? Dead, or asleep.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pompeo, Trump Impeachment, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pompeo, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, William Barr | Comments Off on It’s NOT Just Trump (Limerick)
Monday, September 30th, 2019
Headline: “Staring down impeachment, Trump sees himself as a victim of historic proportions”
Poor Donald’s a “martyr.” Boo-hoo!
(That’s the Donald’s self-pitying view.)
He bitches and moans
And wallows in groans,
Cheered on by his base — “victims” too.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, President Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, the Oval “Martyr” (Limerick)
Saturday, September 28th, 2019
The news has unfolded so fast,
That I’m dizzy; both pleased and aghast.
Do I fin’ly dare think
That we’re poised on the brink
Of dispensing with Donald at last?
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 25th, 2019
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far.
(So too, has his pal AG Barr.)
An impeachment is nigh.
There’s no choice, and here’s why:
Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on One Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 5th, 2019
Headline: “Censure rather than impeach? Hell no, Democrats — that’s inexcusable cowardice”
Censure Trump? That’s a weenie’s way out!
The Dems need to exercise clout
And impeach the damn sleaze;
Bring that lout to his knees!
Just how many more laws must he flout?!?
Tags: Censure, Cowardice, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Cowardice of Mere Censure (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 12th, 2019
CNN Headline: “Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m not for impeachment,’ slams Trump as ‘not worth it'”
That diss! How did Nancy unearth it?
It’s the ultimate slam! Did she birth it?
Despite fervent beseeching,
She’s anti-impeaching.
Her reason? Trump just is “not worth it.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Ultimate Diss (Limerick)
Monday, December 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Accuses Trump of Witness Tampering”
Donald’s latest illegal pursuit:
Witness tamp’ring on Twitter. The coot
Injudiciously hurts
His case; his tweet-blurts
Furnish proof Trump can never refute.
Tags: Bob Mueller, Crime, Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Robert Mueller, Witness Tampering
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump: “Witness Tamperer In Chief” (Limerick)
Monday, November 26th, 2018
For his crimes and his wrongs, Trump must pay.
It’s essential! We should not delay,
Else the normalization
Of crass aberration
Shall forever remain on display.
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Must Pay! (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 8th, 2018
Mike Pence’s hypocrisy cries out for a limerick:
Vice President Mike Pence once argued the president of the United States should be held to the highest moral standards to determine whether he should resign or be removed from office.”
Pence made the argument in two columns in the late 1990s, where he wrote that then-President Bill Clinton’s admission of an affair with a White House intern and prior lies to the public about the matter, possibly under oath, meant Clinton should be removed from office.
When Bill Clinton was Prez, Pence decried
And denounced Bill’s affairs. How he tried
To get Clinton expelled.
But such quibbles seem quelled;
He’s Trump’s VEEP now, so standards have died.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pence, Morality Humor, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hypocritical Pence (Limerick)
Saturday, June 30th, 2018
Some look at our system with awe,
But the man who keeps breaking the law
Gets to help load the court
With wingnuts who’ll thwart
Donald’s punishment. Rather a flaw!
Tags: Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal, Legal Verse, Supreme Court
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on A Discordant Note (Limerick)
Sunday, May 6th, 2018
Dear Trump, Rudy’s “help” you don’t need.
I don’t know why you ever agreed
To let the guy rep you.
At best he will schelp you
To prison with mind-blowing speed.
Tags: Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Legal Humor, President Trump, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Saturday, June 17th, 2017
“A prez can’t obstruct!” Gingrich aims
To aid Trump, throwing logic in flames.
So I must ask Newt why
He failed to apply
That same “rule” to his Whitewater claims.
Tags: Bill Clinton, Clinton Impeachment, Newt Gingrich, Obstruction, Obstruction Of Justice, Trump, Whitewater, Whitewater Impeachment
Posted in Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Newt Gingrich Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Newt’s Obstruction Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 17th, 2017
At the risk of appearing too dense,
I must ask if it makes any sense
To impeach Donald Trump,
If success means we’d jump
To a Theocrat President Pence.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pence, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on On The Other (Very Tiny) Hand (Limerick)
