Archive for the ‘GOP Humor’ Category
Wednesday, July 31st, 2024
ABC News Headline: “Donald Trump says Kamala Harris, who’s married to a Jewish man, ‘doesn’t like Jewish people'”
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP
“Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep
Knows full well Doug (her spouse)
Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse
And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Doug Emhoff, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on More Trump Lies (Limerick)
Saturday, July 27th, 2024
Donald Trump made an error he rues:
Using age as a way to abuse
And disparage Joe Biden.
Now folks are deridin’
Poor Don-OLD as old. Hence his blues!
Tags: Ageism, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Ageism Humor, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Just Deserts For Donald Trump (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2024
Please don’t fall for the GOP lies
About “unity.” Buyer be wise!
It does have a nice ring,
But their “unity” thing
Just applies to straight, white, Christian guys!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Unity
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Unity Rubbish (Limerick)
Thursday, May 16th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court
To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart
New York’s efforts to try
Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!)
And to truth, law, and justice distort.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Court Limerick, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, GOP Lies, Justice Limerick, Legal Limerick, New York Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOPers Court Trump At Court (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024
Ruthless Trump lies and spews
Countless gripes that are groundless.
His fans buy his “truths.”
Their naivety’s boundless!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Wednesday, November 29th, 2023
Heartless GOP pols keep expounding
On the “evils of wokeness,” confounding
All the fine, humane folk
Who remain proudly woke–
Social justice awareness abounding.
Tags: GOP Humor, GOP Limerick, Injustice, Republicans Humor, Republicans Limerick, Social Justice, Woke Humor, Woke Limerick, Wokeness, Wokeness Humor, Wokeness Limerick
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Hooray For Wokeness (Limerick)
Friday, October 20th, 2023
The House GOP is a mess.
And it seems to be anyone’s guess
When they’ll fin’lly elect
A new Speaker. They’re wrecked!
Is it glee you detect? Oh my, yes!
Tags: Congress Humor, Congress Satire, Coup, Freedom Caucus, House Humor, House Limerick, House Satire, Insurrection, James Jordan, January 6, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Speaker Humor, Speaker Of The House, Speakership, Steve Scalise
Posted in Congress Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Still Munching On Popcorn (Limerick)
Monday, October 2nd, 2023
The long-looming motion by Gaetz,
Meant to toss out the Speaker he hates,
Has fin’lly been filed.
So McCarthy is riled
And heated arm-twisting awaits.
Tags: GOP Humor, House Republicans, House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Speaker Of The House
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Matt Gaetz v. Speaker McCarthy
Sunday, September 24th, 2023
By now, you’ve surely heard about Lauren Boebert’s Beetlejuice “performance.” Here’s an entertaining column about Boebert somehow managing to outdo herself in the indecency department.
And here’s my latest limerick:
“Pious” Boebert’s well-known for her rudeness,
Even crudeness (though surely not shrewdness.)
Her vulgar display
At a play made my day:
An infamous “born-again” lewdness.
Tags: Beetlejuice, Broadway Touring Company, Colorado, Congressional Republicans, House Humor, House Republicans, House Satire, Lauren Boebert, Lewdness, Public Indecency, Vaping
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Boebert’s Juicy Display (Limerick)
Friday, September 15th, 2023
Though Donald, whose falsehoods are chronic,
May not think of his speech as ironic,
The irony’s clear
In a phrase he holds dear:
“To be honest.” (It’s also demonic.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Irony, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on The Former Liar-In-Chief (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 30th, 2023
Headline: “Trump Supporters Scammed By Novelty Items—‘Trump Bucks’—Advertised As Legal Tender”
Trump’s supporters are easily scammed.
Flimflams flourish when Trumpers are spammed:
Use his name or his pic
On a product? They’re thick,
So they’ll buy it… and Reason Be Damned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Grifters, Republicans Humor, Scam Limerick, Scams, Trump, Trump Base, Trump Bucks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump Supporters Scammed Yet Again (Limerick)
Monday, May 29th, 2023
This confession will make me look mad,
But I simply can’t help being sad
That a debt deal is close,
Cuz it’s time for a dose
Of the 14th Amendment. (My bad?)
Tags: 14th Amendment, 50-50 Senate, Biden Limerick, Chuck Schumer, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Federal Budget, Federal Debt, Federal Default, Finance Limerick, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republicans Humor, Trump, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Charles Schumer, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Tax & Budget Humor | Comments Off on Deal? Or NO Deal? (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2023
“DeSantis debacle: Twitter Spaces presidential announcement marred by technical problems.”
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane
About venues to launch your campaign,
(S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do
A Twitter Debut!”
(Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Satire, DeSantis, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Elon Musk, Governor DeSantis, Musk, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ron DeSantis, Twitter, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limericks, Twitter Spaces
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Smart-Ass DeSantis
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023
The 14th Amendment is clear,
And the time to take action is here.
Quash the “ceiling” charade:
Our debts must be paid!
Kick extortionist pols in the rear!
Tags: 14th Amendment, Biden, Biden Limerick, Budget Cuts, Constitution, Constitution Verse, Debt Ceiling, Joe Biden, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Humor, Legal Satire, Republicans Humor, U.S. Constitution
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, House Satire, Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Mitch McConnell, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire, Tax & Budget Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Joe Biden
Tuesday, May 16th, 2023
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A man with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s vile — a Mad Hatter!
The GOP’s choice is insane!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Sunday, May 14th, 2023
“James Comer Has Misplaced Biden ‘Informant'”
Comer claims to have dirt on Joe Biden;
An “informant,” he said, was providin’
The proof that he needs
Of Biden’s misdeeds.
Seems his make-believe source is in hidin’.
Tags: Biden, Disinformation, GOP Lies, Informants, James Comer, Jim Comer, Joe Biden, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Comer’s Phantom Informant (Limerick)
Monday, May 1st, 2023
We the Dems must show full solidarity
To counter the loathsome barbarity
Of Republican stances,
Whose fright’ning advances
Account for this lack of hilarity.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Birth Control, Book Banning Limerick, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Gun Control, Gun Laws, Presidential Election 2024, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, Anti-Semitism, Bill Barr, Birther Humor, Campaign 2024, Censorship Satire, Climate Change, Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Contraception Humor, Corruption Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election 2024, Energy Humor, Entitlements Humor, Environment Satire, Family Values Humor, Firearms & Guns Humor, Fiscal Policy, Florida, Fox News Humor, Free Speech, Gay Rights, Gender Politics, Global Warming, GOP Humor, House Satire, Judiciary Satire, Kevin McCarthy, Legislation Humor, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell, NRA Limerick, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Racism Limerick, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Rudy Giuliani, Science Verse, Tax & Budget Humor, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Solidarity
Monday, April 10th, 2023
The list of things now deemed taboo
By Republicans grows right on cue:
Sculpture, books, proven facts,
Pills, and personal acts…
Unless done by their guy: You Know Who!
Tags: Abortion Rights, Book Banning Limerick, Cancel Culture, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOP Taboos (Limerick)
Thursday, March 23rd, 2023
Is anyone else feeling teased
By Trumpian news? I’m displeased!
Yes, there’s LOTS of excitement,
But where’s the indictment?
No perp walk? No plea? Not appeased!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rally
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
Thursday, March 16th, 2023
Washington Post Headline: “Trump claims violence he inspired on Jan. 6 was Pence’s fault”
“The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in overturning the results”
As usual, Trump makes no sense
And his distance from truth is immense.
Who’s at fault for Jan. 6?
Here’s the “culprit” Trump picks:
He’s now blaming the violence on Pence.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Mike Pence, Trump, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Trump/Pence
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | 1 Comment »
