Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Friday, October 16th, 2020
A Donald defeat would be sweet;
A fine end to the crim’nal deceit
That’s invaded the White House —
A much sullied Blight House.
Vote Biden, cuz Trump must be beat.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Election2020, Trump
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2020
Political news drives me mad,
And it makes me both angry and sad.
Yet its pull is so brutal,
Resistance is futile.
Addicted to Twitter? A tad.
Tags: Addiction, Depressing News, Election News, Political News, Social Media, Trump, Twitter
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Monday, October 12th, 2020
The Donald is back to addressin’
His base in big rallies, expressin’
All his pre-illness views,
But with grandiose hues.
Glad to see Covid taught him a lesson.
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Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Pandemic, Trump, Trump Rallies
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Thursday, October 8th, 2020
Headline: “A fly sat atop Mike Pence’s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.”
A fly’s lengthy stay on Mike’s head
(Two minutes, until the fly fled)
Went unnoticed by Pence,
Or ignored. Makes no sense,
Unless Pence is a robot … or dead.
Tags: Debate2020, Election 2020, Fly, Mike Pence, Pence/Harris Debate, Veep Debate
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Tweeting Even More Erratic Than Usual”
Donald Trump sits atop of the Feds
And behaves like a madman on meds.
His tweets appear manic,
Galvanic, Satanic.
Can I panic at “Off with their heads!”?
Tags: Mental Health, Social Media Humor, Trump, Trump Tweets, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Manic Donald (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
I’ve tried, but can’t shake my suspicion
That Trump and Mike Pence have this mission:
To infect Biden’s team —
That’s the Donald’s wet dream,
Which he thinks cancels out his condition.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Pandemic, Trump
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
Headline: “Trump removes mask upon arrival at White House”
There are health codes that most of us follow.
But not Donald, for HIS soul is hollow.
Though he’s ill, he unmasks;
In a bare face, he basks.
Trump’s actions and words — hard to swallow!
Tags: COVID-19, Mask Mandate, Pandemic, Trump, Unmasking Trump
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Halts Pandemic Relief Negotiations”
No relief bill this month, on reflection,
Cuz the Senate’s sole job’s my selection
For our land’s highest bench.
Judge Amy’s a wench
Who has earned my support and affection.
Tags: Amy Coney Barrett, COVID-19, Election Humor, Pandemic, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Humor, Trump
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
The Donald says, “Don’t be afraid
Of Covid.” We’re all being played!
To imply “No Big Deal”
Hurts our land’s common weal.
Once again, we’re by Donald betrayed.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
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Sunday, October 4th, 2020
Here’s hoping that Donald’s health slump
Quickly ends — sends him back on the stump.
And I also am hoping
We stop merely coping…
And recover from Donald J. Trump.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Recovery Hopes (Limerick)
Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Trump Tweet: “I won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you!”
Trump Tweet: “Why would I allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third Debates when I easily won last time?”
Donald claims that he won the debate.
Seems he thinks his performance first-rate.
All the polls (so Trump says)
Prove Joe lost to the Prez.
But as always, for proof we await.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Headline: “Biden Says He’s Not Sorry for Calling Trump Racist, Clown, Liar, ‘Putin’s Puppy’ During Debate: ‘Everything I Said Was True’”
Joe called Trump “liar,” “racist,” “fool,” “clown.”
“Are you sorry?” he’s asked with a frown.
Why should Biden regret
Any apt epithet?
There’s no reason for Joe to back down!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Thursday, October 1st, 2020
Via ABC News: “President Donald Trump will hold more large-scale campaign rallies in Wisconsin this weekend as coronavirus cases and hospitalization rage across the battleground state, making the clear decision to prioritize campaigning rather than worry about more people getting sick.”
Since it’s vital to cover all bases,
I am holding big rallies in places
Where the China Plague’s strong.
I don’t care if it’s wrong
Cuz I’m shielded from all virus traces.
Tags: China Plague, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Pandemic, Trump
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Wednesday, September 30th, 2020
Headline: “Undecided Voter Says Trump Acted Like ‘a Crackhead’ During Debate, Will Now Back Biden”
The presidency’s been defiled
By the Donald, a petulant child,
Whose debate-style is rude
And disruptive, vile, crude–
Like a crackhead, but even more wild.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Monday, September 28th, 2020
Headline: “‘The president thinks his best case is made in urine’: Biden campaign mocks Trump’s drug-testing demand”
“Joe’s demented,” says Trump about Biden.
“With that brain, he should NOT be presidin’.
While debatin’ I’ll best him;
If not, we must test him
For drugs. Then we’ll know what he’s hidin’.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Debating Humor, Donald Trump, Drug Tests, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020
“Toobin: McConnell engaging in ‘greatest act of hypocrisy in American political history’ with Ginsburg replacement vote”
I despise all the brazen hypocrisy
From Republican pols. Seems democracy
Has been callously cast
Aside. I’m aghast
At their theo-and-corpora-tocracy.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Republican Hypocrisy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, U.S. Supreme Court
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2020
Headline: “Biden on Trump’s Attack on Him for Not Introducing Mask Mandate: ‘To Be Clear, I Am Not Currently President’”
“Where’s the national mandate for masks
Biden promised to give us?” Trump asks.
For logic, I mourn,
Cuz I sure could have sworn
That’s among Donald’s President-tasks.
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
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Tuesday, September 15th, 2020
Headline: “Trump ignores science at dangerous indoor rally”
Donald’s base should start writing their wills,
Cuz he feeds on large audience thrills;
Crammed together indoors,
Scanty masks, chair-filled floors.
Donald Trump doesn’t care whom he kills.
Tags: Anti-Science, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Satire, Health, Pandemic, Presidential Campaign Humor
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Tuesday, September 8th, 2020
Ante up, if you’re anti the guy
In the White House. You surely know why:
If we fail to vote out
That liar and lout,
Bid all that is good a goodbye.
Tags: Campaign, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor
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