Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category

Is Texas Secession A Threat? Or A Promise? (Limerick)

Friday, December 11th, 2020

“The @TexasGOP is out with a statement in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, all but calling for secession.”

Hey Texas, feel free to secede;
Your statehood is trifling, indeed.
You are NOT worth the trouble,
So savor your bubble.
Bother somebody else, when in need.

Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)

Friday, December 11th, 2020

I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.

Trump’s Latest Club? (Limerick)

Thursday, December 10th, 2020

Trump will soon join a club that’s exclusive.
He’s resisting, though entry’s elusive.
Here’s the obvious rub:
The Ex-Presidents’ Club
Views the Donald as nuts and abusive.

The Haunting (Limerick)

Thursday, December 10th, 2020

Trump’s falsehoods, complaints, and self-praise
And his fraudulent suits haunt our days:
“Stop The Steal!” he demands
And as “RINOS” rebrands
Those whose “nays” thwart his law-breaking ways.

Swindler-In-Chief (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 9th, 2020

It’s over; Trump knows that he lost,
But he’ll keep filing suits that are tossed,
Cuz as long as his base
Thinks he still has a case,
They will fund him, whatever the cost.

Limerick Ode To Our Liar-In-Chief

Monday, December 7th, 2020

Headline: “Trump Claims He’d Be Gracious, If He Lost”

Our pugnacious prez claims he’d be “gracious”
If he lost. (His lie-library’s spacious.)
Donald did in fact lose,
But his goal’s to confuse,
Bilk, and bully — that’s “Trump the Mendacious.”

Con-Man-In-Chief (Limerick)

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020

Headline: “Trump and crew cash in with election fraud ‘scare stories'”

Vile Donald is making a pile
From election fraud lies filled with bile;
Our nation’s chief sleaze,
Via fund-raising pleas,
Is still bilking his marks Trumpy-style.

Delicate-Flower-In-Chief (Limerick)

Monday, November 30th, 2020

Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.

The Boy Who Cried Fraud (Limerick)

Monday, November 30th, 2020

Though it’s nearly a month since Joe won,
The Donald continues to shun
The fact that he lost;
He wants Biden-votes tossed,
And cries “FRAUD!” What’s his proof? Trump has none.

Our Scientific-Genius-In-Chief

Sunday, November 29th, 2020

Says Trump, “I came up with vaccines.”
Not bad for a guy who demeans
The value of science
And urges defiance
Of experts. (His uncle’s great genes?)

If Joe Biden Could Write Limericks

Sunday, November 29th, 2020

“The president-elect picked up 87 votes (net) after President Trump spent $3 Million targeting the heavily-Democrat areas of Milwaukee & Dane Counties.”

Dear Donald, great thanks for the gain
I just got in Milwaukee and Dane.
You spent three million bucks
For a recount and, shucks…
Now I’m winning by more. Worth the pain?

Yay, Michigan! (Limerick)

Monday, November 23rd, 2020

Headline: “Michigan certifies Biden victory in another blow to Trump”

Donald’s Michigan thievery’s failed;
His electoral heist scheme curtailed.
Joe’s electors are IN;
A democracy WIN!
How refreshing that justice prevailed.

Our Vendetta-In-Chief (Limerick)

Monday, November 23rd, 2020

Headline: “Vindictive Trump Seeks To Undermine Biden”

The Donald’s vindictive and mean,
So he’s venting his voting-loss spleen
And punishing Joe
And the nation. The woe
Trump’s inflicting is foul and obscene.

Our Brazen Almost-Ex-President (Limerick)

Thursday, November 19th, 2020

The Donald keeps getting more brazen
With the voter fraud nonsense he’s raisin’.
Trump lies and conspires,
Throws bombs and sets fires,
As he blocks the Prez Joe Biden phase-in.

Open Limerick To Emily Murphy

Thursday, November 19th, 2020

Headline: “The self-inflicted agony of Emily Murphy”

Dear woman who runs GSA:
You are under great stress, so you say.
Your pressure is huge?
You deserve it, you STOOGE!
You’re the cause of this mass disarray.

Bargaining With The Devil (Limerick)

Tuesday, November 17th, 2020

Says Trump, no transition for Joe!
I’m not leaving this dump — I won’t go.
I’ll remain here at least
Until I’m deceased.
Change my mind? That would take tons of dough.

Liars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)

Monday, November 16th, 2020

NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps

“Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and Newsmax.”

If you’re fact-checked on Facebook or Twitter,
There’s no need to feel outraged or bitter;
Join Parler or Rumble.
The folks there don’t grumble
At lies. They just spread ’em and titter.

What Trump’s Good At (Limerick)

Monday, November 16th, 2020

The Donald’s fomenting unrest,
And keeps failing the leadership test.
He ain’t leaving, he says;
He’s our worst ever prez…
Though at spreading big lies, he’s the best.

Bomb-Thrower-In-Chief (Limerick)

Friday, November 13th, 2020

While Biden is counseling calm,
The bomb-throwing Trump has no qualm
About causing upheaval
And chaos. Trump’s evil!
Can’t wait for the Joe Biden balm.

Trump’s Dangerous Purge (Limerick)

Thursday, November 12th, 2020

Headline: “Trump’s Defense Department purge threatens our security”

Donald Trump is engaged in a purge;
A destruction of government surge.
He’s stacking positions
With yes-men whose mission’s
To help Donald heighten his scourge.