As his poll numbers fade, Trump’s dismayed, So the felon who wrecked Roe v. Wade, Now is feigning support For the right to abort. Too late Don-OLD! By CHOICERS you’re NAYED!
I’m exceedingly happy to say That the Dems are right now in array. Will this last long enough In a contest so tough? All my money’s on YEA … and so YAY!
During Thursday’s “just pretend” press conference, Trump used being called “weird” as a justification for personal attacks on Kamala Harris. Hence my “If Trump Could Write Limericks.”
Meanie Kamala says that I’m “weird.” JD too, so we both have been smeared. And that means I am free To insult her with glee. So here goes: Dougie Emhoff’s her BEARD!
Donald’s allies keep warning the guy That his insults and whining won’t fly: She “turned Black?” Staged a “coup?” “AI Crowds?” “Low IQ?” All false claims that most voters won’t buy!
Though he’s eager to once again reign, Donald treats their advice with disdain. To his old ways, he cleaves. (He knows best, he believes.) That’s great news: He’ll keep acting insane!
Trump’s new rival is chock-full of zest, So old Donald’s morose and depressed. With his poll numbers slidin’, He misses Joe Biden. (Time to fake a failed “bar exam” test?)
I can’t resist mocking Trump’s attempts to weenie out of debating Harris. Why? Because his pretext for backing out of the ABC debate (and switching to a Fox debate) doesn’t pass the straight-faced test:
To his base, Trump’s a tough, macho male, Who would never back down and/or bail. Yet he’s scared to debate Our great VEEP on the date And agreed-upon place. He turned tail!
JD Vance once called Trump “reprehensible” And compared him to Hitler. (Sounds sensible!) But now Vance is debasing Himself by embracing The Donald, a move indefensible.
JD lives in a house made of glass, Yet he missed the “no stone-throwing” class. So he hurls his baloney At Harris. (She’s “PHONY?!?”) Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP “Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep Knows full well Doug (her spouse) Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
A creative critique of Trump/Vance Is they’re “weird” which, while true at a glance, Is the least of their sins. We must ward off their wins! If we don’t, freedom won’t stand a chance.
Please don’t fall for the GOP lies About “unity.” Buyer be wise! It does have a nice ring, But their “unity” thing Just applies to straight, white, Christian guys!
Dear Trump, you sound terribly mad. I’m confused: You just won. Why so sad? You di’n’t win by enough? Oh, poor baby! That’s rough! But there’s always your dear old pal, Vlad.
And no, I am NOT making this up: According to Trump, Haley was in charge of security during the January 6 Capitol attack, and Haley turned down Trump’s (non-existent) offer of 10,000 National Guard soldiers. (Apparently, the former South Carolina governor and U.N. ambassador became Speaker of the House when nobody was looking.)
Here’s my Open Limerick To Cognitively-Challenged Trump:
Pelosi’s a female, it’s true. So is Haley, and both oppose YOU. Nonetheless, it’s unwise To (while spinning your lies) Confuse those two gals, as you spew.
The House GOP is a mess. And it seems to be anyone’s guess When they’ll fin’lly elect A new Speaker. They’re wrecked! Is it glee you detect? Oh my, yes!
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the plea From John Lauro, last week in DC. But the judge should be tough, Cuz oddly enough John had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
Though Donald’s the lowest of low, His infamy slide’s been too slow. But the courts are all humming, And justice is coming; Trump’s finally battling a pro.
Another indictment’s been filed, And Donald’s both anxious and riled And undoubtedly frightened. The vise has been tightened, And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
Smart-Ass Ron: Had you asked someone sane About venues to launch your campaign, (S)he’d have warned “Do Not Do A Twitter Debut!” (Sound advice you’d have viewed with disdain.)
Trump’s Scorned Advice (2-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, August 14th, 2024Donald’s allies keep warning the guy
That his insults and whining won’t fly:
She “turned Black?” Staged a “coup?”
“AI Crowds?” “Low IQ?”
All false claims that most voters won’t buy!
Though he’s eager to once again reign,
Donald treats their advice with disdain.
To his old ways, he cleaves.
(He knows best, he believes.)
That’s great news: He’ll keep acting insane!
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