Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Thursday, March 17th, 2016
Sanders’ Campaign Old Stance re Superdelegates: They’re establishment types who undo the will of the voters.
Sanders’ Campaign Post-5-State-Loss Stance: Flip Clinton’s Superdelegates.
Superdelegates ought to be banned;
They’re unfair and can wrongfully hand
The win to the chick
That the voters don’t pick.
This once was the stance of Bern’s brand.
But now that the voters made clear
That Bernie’s support gap’s severe,
He’s looking to woo
Clinton’s “Sups” to undo
Voter powers he claims to hold dear.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Democratic Primary, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hypocrisy
Posted in Bernie Sanders, Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | 3 Comments »
Sunday, March 13th, 2016
My supporters are peaceful and sweet.
It’s those protesters causing the heat.
So my fans should feel free
To throw punches. Their fee
For a lawyer’s on me. It’s my treat!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Demonstration Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Protesters Limericks, Protestors Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Saturday, March 12th, 2016
Was the speech that Trump canceled a ruse
Designed to manipulate news?
To martyrize Trump
On his campaign swing stump?
“Trump’s been blocked from expressing his views!!!”
Unlike most Trump events little vetting
Was done to ensure Trump was netting
A crowd of supporters
Plus penned-in reporters.
Seems on violence The Donald was betting.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Free Speech
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Donald “The Martyr” Trump
Thursday, March 10th, 2016
No fake “Trump Steaks” at the debate! Whew!
To beef up his claim that Mitt lied
In alleging Trump’s meat bus’ness died,
Donald showed off a table
Of “Trump Steaks” whose label
Said “Bush Brothers.” Sounds cut and dried.
Yes the meats Trump displayed were all fakes–
Not his “Classic Collection” of steaks.
And trademark files show
That his trademark’s no mo’…
But Trump’s STILL selling oil of snakes.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Mitt Romney, Trump Steaks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet another Trump Beef (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 8th, 2016
Here we go again: “Rubio camp accuses Cruz of ‘dirty tricks’ over Hawaii ‘dropout’ email.”
Dirty tricks before votes — Oy gevalt!
Yet another election assault!
And it’s always Ted’s team
That’s behind the false meme.
Yet somehow it’s never Ted’s fault.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on Cruz Campaign Up To Its Old, Dirty Tricks (Limerick)
Monday, March 7th, 2016
Campaign debates used to be boring,
And could lead to some serious snoring;
As the pols prattled on
Going hither and … yawn…
I was known to nod off on the flooring.
But debates are quite diff’rent this year;
On the GOP side you will hear
Words that won’t let you sleep
And just might make you weep,
As the bullies hurl slurs, leer, and sneer.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, Presidential Campaign Humor, Ted Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on GOP Debates, Then And Now (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, March 5th, 2016
I love this Jerry Springer quote about the Republican presidential candidates:
Clearly they could be on our show, but now they’ve gone off the deep end, and we would start bleeping out some of what they’d say.
Tabloid talk show host Springer has peeped
At debates (GOP) and has heaped
A critique rather wise;
If he hosted those guys,
They surely would have to be bleeped.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Jerry Springer, Marco Rubio, Tabloid Television Humor, Tabloid TV, Ted Cruz, Television
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on GOP Debates — Too Off-Color For Jerry Springer? (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I almost feel sorry for Chris Christie. Why? Cuz countless headlines like this really have to hurt: “‘Go home’: Did Trump diss Christie at campaign event?”
Dear Christie, you look like a prop
In a cheap Trump publicity op.
Did he pay you in gold
For that soul that you sold?
How’s it feel to be treated like slop?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Chris Christie
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016
Ben Carson is apparently dropping out of the Republican presidential contest. But Marco Rubio and John Kasich are desperately hanging on. And the GOP needs a two (evil) man race between Trump and Ted in order to have any shot at a non-Trump nominee.
I feel the Republicans’ pain.
They keep failing to halt Donald’s gain.
So unless they persuade
All but Ted to downgrade
Their ambitions, their clout’s down the drain.
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Ben Carson, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on The GOP’s Thorny Path Backward (Limerick)
Friday, February 26th, 2016
Cads who covet the top Justice job,
Will endorse any vile, nasty slob,
Whose Oval campaign’s
Making gains, which explains
Why Trump’s been endorsed by “The Blob.”
Tags: Attorney General, Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Justice Department
Posted in Campaign Humor, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Christie’s Trump Endorsement: A Limerick Explanation
Sunday, February 21st, 2016
You’re the “Party of Trump,” GOP.
You created this monster, with glee.
All that bile you can’t sate
Is your fault — the mad state
Of your base — spoon-fed hate at your knee.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, GOP, GOP Humor, RNC Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, February 15th, 2016
Methinks Trump is worried that his recent boo-riddled debate performance bodes badly for his chances in Saturday’s South Carolina primary.
Why? Because he’s now claiming that the RNC broke its pledge to stay neutral in the race, and that this voids his promise not to run as a third-party candidate:
‘The (Republican National Committee) is in default,’ Trump said during a news conference at the Hanahan Town Hall on Monday. ‘When somebody is in default, that means the other side can [do] what they have to do.’
The RNC’s broken its pledge,
Complained Trump, who is clearly on edge
About Saturday’s vote.
Though he’s hoping to gloat,
He’s preemptively starting to hedge:
My no-independent-run vow
Is null and is void as of now
Cuz the RNC failed
To stay neutral, he railed.
To the party, I just might say “Ciao!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, RNC Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor | 1 Comment »
Sunday, February 14th, 2016
Says Rubio: “Cruz is a liar.”
I concur: Cruz’s pants are on fire.
But Ted’s hardly alone;
GOPers are prone
To eschew any truth in their choir.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on Pot, Meet Kettle (Limerick)
Thursday, February 11th, 2016
We’ve three Js in the race: Jeb, Jim, John.
(Bush and Gilmore and Kasich ain’t gone.)
Sleepy Ben, Grumpy Trump,
Cruz, and Marco still stump,
As the GOP con game drones on.
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP2016, Jeb Bush, Jim Gilmore, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Ben Carson, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, February 10th, 2016
Although Marco’s been weakened by Chris,
Chris Christie’s not feeling the bliss.
For while mauling that pup
Christie blew himself up;
His reward in New Hampshire? Big diss!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Marco Rubio, New Hampshire
Posted in Campaign Humor, Chris Christie, Debate Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Chris “Suicide Bomber” Christie
Wednesday, February 10th, 2016
Carly’s gone from the race. I won’t miss her.
Though of course if it’s apt, I’ll still diss her.
And I hope she’ll embrace
Someone else in this race…
Cuz I’d love to see Donald Trump kiss her.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Not-So-Fond Farewell to Carly Fiorina (Limerick)
Tuesday, February 9th, 2016
Marco Rubio’s rather robotic.
Carly lies, and Jeb Bush seems neurotic.
Then there’s Carson, a snooze,
Bully Christie, vile Cruz,
And the narcissist: Trump “the Despotic.”
Tags: Ben Carson, Campaign Satire, Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Presidential Election, Ted Cruz
Posted in Ben Carson, Campaign Humor, Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016
When you’re giving a speech, my dear chap,
And you’re forced to ask people, “please clap,”
That is sadder than sad.
Your campaign’s beyond bad.
Put a cap on your race. It’s a wrap!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Speech
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Jeb Bush
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016
I’m certain “The Donald” is mad.
He’s a “LOSER” to Cruz, and I’d add,
More embarrassing yet
Is his delegate net;
It did NOT exceed Marco’s. Poor lad!
Yes, not only did Cruz beat Trump by 3.3 percent, but Marco Rubio was only 1.2 percent behind Trump, tying him in terms of delegate yields:
Ted Cruz’s victory in the Iowa caucuses means he’ll collect eight delegates to the Republican National Convention.
Donald Trump and Marco Rubio each get seven from the opening contest in the 2016 presidential race.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Iowa Caucus, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Iowa Humor, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, White House | Comments Off on Trump Trumped In Iowa (Limerick)
Saturday, January 30th, 2016
I’m so sick of the news stories meant
To defame Mrs. Clinton with bent,
Sleazy headlines and lies
Told to make you surmise
That her emails were “secret” when sent.
Tags: Bias Humor, Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Media Bias, Media Humor, Press Lies, Private Server, Sleazy Media
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | 3 Comments »
