Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Wednesday, September 21st, 2016
Trump’s Foundation is largely a slush fund;
An illegal, though not very lush fund.
Although donors had meant
All their cash to be spent
Doing good, it’s a “Keep Donald Flush Fund.”
Don’t believe me? Need some background information? You owe it to yourself to start reading the Washington Post’s David Fahrenthold.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Charity Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Trump Foundation
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Thursday, September 15th, 2016
Trump’s demands of opponents are vast;
Full disclosure, or else he’s aghast:
Proof of birth, health, and files
From their schools and huge piles
Of their emails, each speech. Do it fast!
But want data from Donald? You chump!
Don’t expect any document dump
Of his taxes and health
Or his “billions” in wealth;
Full disclosure’s for folks Not-Named-Trump.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Transparency
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Friday, September 9th, 2016
Donald’s concept of leadership’s thuggery
And his chief expertise is skulduggery.
Run our nation? That guy?
Just the thought makes me cry!
Trump belongs in a well-padded snuggery.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Presidential Election, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin
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Tuesday, August 30th, 2016
Whenever you read about Maine Governor Paul LePage’s crazy behavior, never forget this Boston.com headline from early August: “Donald Trump just gave Maine Gov. Paul LePage an open job offer.”
Paul LePage, who presides over Maine,
Seems unstable at best, or insane,
Which is probably why
Trump’s a fan of the guy.
They’re a match even hell can’t contain.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Maine, Maine Limerick, Paul LePage
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Wednesday, August 24th, 2016
The Donald is mad — seeing red
Over claims that he’s gotten in bed
With supremacist wacks.
Seems his message to blacks
Is “forget each damn thing that he’s said.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Racism Humor
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Tuesday, August 16th, 2016
Donald’s message: “I don’t want to pivot.”
Such a statement is certain to rivet
The Republican leaders–
Those desperate pleaders–
Will they somehow survive and out-live it?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Humor, RNC Humor
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Sunday, August 14th, 2016
The media’s biased, ill-bred,
And in bed with that crook who’s ahead.
If I lose, it’s the press
Who’s at fault for my mess.
How dare they report what I’ve said!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Media Humor
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Saturday, August 13th, 2016
Trump Headline of the Day: “I’ll Only Lose With ‘Cheating,’ Asks Supporters To Watch Polling Places.”
As I explain in my 2-verse limerick, Trump’s urging supporters to intimidate Democratic voters:
In a nutshell, here’s Donald’s j’accuse:
“Only cheating can cause me to lose.
“Stop those people (sub-par) —
“You all know who they are —
“From stealing what’s mine.” What a ruse!
Don’t be fooled by the Trumpian spin.
Calls for action like that are a sin;
He’s encouraging fans
To make bullying plans,
Cuz it’s CHEATING Trump NEEDS for a WIN.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election, Voter Intimidation, Voter Suppression
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Friday, August 12th, 2016
Trump’s speeches are vile and bombastic,
With fantastical falsehoods so drastic,
That he crosses the line,
Which for Trump is just fine.
His defense? “I was being sarcastic.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, GOP Lies, Hillary Clinton, ISIS, Lies, Sarcasm
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Limerick
Thursday, August 11th, 2016
The Donald’s behavior is reckless.
It proves without doubt that he’s feckless.
His White House flirtation’s
A threat to all nations,
And I’d wager that Trump is full-deck-less.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Donald Trump Threat (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Donald Trump in the Oval Office? Imprisonment for threatening a fellow presidential candidate seems more appropriate to me.
Trump’s gun-loving supporters knew exactly what Trump meant, when he said this:
If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.
Did you hear the vile message Trump sent?
To the gun owners, here’s what he meant:
If Trump’s beaten by Hill,
Then their gun rights are nil–
Something only her death can prevent.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Hillary Clinton, Second Amendment
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Will Delusional Donald debate?
Well of course, so folks see that he’s “great.”
Though he plays hard to get
With “conditions,” I’ll bet
He can’t wait; he’s so sure of his fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Monday, August 1st, 2016
There’s no end to the lies and abuses
That “The Donald” so often produces.
Here’s his latest deflection:
He fears the election
Is “rigged.” Trump — “Tycoon of Excuses!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Excuses Humor, Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, July 30th, 2016
I suspect that The Donald is scared
That his knowledge-lack’s sure to be bared
In a Clinton debate.
Hence his tale out the gate:
“Clinton rigged the debate dates,” he blared.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election
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Friday, July 29th, 2016
Imaginary (but frighteningly plausible) dialogue:
Mom: “How was school today?”
Son: “Some kids said really mean things about me! And you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to hit ’em — especially one real little guy.”
Mom: “I didn’t raise you to run around hitting people.”
Son: “But they were mean to me! Especially the little one!”
Mom: “And don’t make fun of short people!”
Son: “I wanted to hit this one guy so hard, his head would spin, and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”
Mom: “Last warning! If you don’t stop reading Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, I’m taking away your iPhone!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Michael Bloomberg, Parenting Humor, Violence Humor
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Thursday, July 28th, 2016
Are you confused by the Trump/Putin relationship? The Donald has helpfully written us this limerick:
Meet Putin? I did not … or did.
No one hacked, just to help with my bid.
But what a great plan!
Hey Putin, my man,
Hack those emails that Hillary hid.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Email Humor, Espionage Limerick, Hacking Humor, Hillary Clinton, Putin Humor, Traitors, Treason, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, July 25th, 2016
Dear Bernie, I hope you’ll succeed
In persuading supporters to heed
All your “real world” advice.
If you fail, our steep price
Is a probable Trumped-up stampede.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Democratic Convention, DNC, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016
Melania’s speech was revealing;
In her push to make Donald appealing,
She stole lines from Michelle
About values. Oh well,
This confirms that both Trumps value stealing.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, GOP Convention, Melania Trump, Plagiarism Humor, Republican Convention
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Saturday, July 16th, 2016
Dear Chris, though you put up a fight,
Pence swiped that Veep slot. What a slight!
I am betting you’re mad.
If you weren’t a cad
I’d feel pity, instead of delight.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Mike Pence
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Tuesday, July 12th, 2016
Bernie’s Clinton endorsement has come.
Sanders’ fans? Some are mad, some just glum.
Will they heed his late cue,
Or continue to boo?
I sure hope they don’t do something dumb.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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