Archive for the ‘Campaign Humor’ Category
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 2
Thursday, November 4th, 2021
The shellacking the Dems got this week
Means they’re weak and need more than a tweak.
What they’re doing ain’t working.
Disaster is lurking!
If the Dems don’t shape up, I shall freak.
Tags: Budget Reconciliation, Build Back Better, Democratic Infighting, Election Humor, Election Losses, Election Satire, Negotiation Humor, Negotiation Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Dear Dems: DO Something! (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
Wednesday, June 30th, 2021
Headline: “New York Mayor’s Race in Chaos After Elections Board Counts 135,000 Test Ballots”
New York’s contest for mayor’s been thrown
Into chaos; its tally’s been blown
By The Board of Elections,
Whose ballot corrections
Will be tainted — the truth deemed unknown.
Tags: Board of Elections, Election Humor, New York City, New York City Board Of Elections, New York City Mayor, New York City Primary, New York Mayor, New York Primary, NYC Mayor Contest, NYC Mayor Race, NYC Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick, Voting Software, Voting Technology
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on NYC’s Board Of Elections Blows It Again (Limerick)
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Headline: “How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations”
Donald Trump raked in money; a mint
From his fans, who had nary a hint
Of the sums they had given.
To shock they were driven
By boxes (pre-checked) and small print.
Tags: Campaign Donations, Donald Trump, Donation Scams, Political Donations
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Donation Scam (Limerick)
Thursday, March 4th, 2021
“Republicans are sounding the alarm that his attempts to meddle in primaries could hurt the party’s efforts to win back the majority”
GOPers are worried and fretting;
They’re afraid that Trump’s meddling’s abetting
The Dems in the House.
For they bet on a louse,
Whose candidate picks have them sweating.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Primary Challenges
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Meddling “Former Guy” (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
GOPers are weary and sick
Of defending that scurrilous Dick.
Yet they’re loath to abort
Their debased Trump support.
Are they cowards, or frauds? Take your pick!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Obsequious Republicans (Limerick)
Monday, February 15th, 2021
Mitch is trying to have it both ways:
First he joins in the “Don’t Convict!” nays.
Then he spouts a critique
Of Trump’s actions, with pique.
For hypocrisy (rank!) he wants praise?
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Mitch McConnell, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Two-Faced Mitch (Limerick)
Sunday, February 14th, 2021
Trump’s acquittal by GOP wimps
Gave us more than a generous glimpse
At pols who enrolled
In the “Trump Cult” and sold
Off their souls; fawning wretches and simps!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on In Acquitting Trump, GOP Senators Acquit Themselves Poorly (Limerick)
Thursday, February 11th, 2021
With Trump finally out of office, I thought I was done writing “If Trump Could Write Limericks.” But apparently not.
So my crowd got a bit out of hand?
No big deal! I would never command
Them to kill, even maim,
And my language was tame.
This impeachment hoax ought to be banned!
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Yet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
Tuesday, February 9th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s impeachment lawyers argue he only wanted supporters to ‘fight’ in ‘the figurative sense'”
Trump repeatedly told his mob “Fight!”
But he claims that he never meant “Smite!”
Funny thing though: his crowd
(MAGA-Cultish and Proud)
Clearly knew how to earn Trump’s delight.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, MAGA, Political Riots, Proud Boys, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Them’s Fightin’ Words! (Limerick)
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
Trump denies he incited a coup;
Says his voter fraud claims are all true;
And rejects any blame.
But the rioters claim:
“We did JUST what Trump told us to do.”
Tags: Capitol Assault, Capitol Attack, Capitol Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Impeachment, Incitement, Insurrection, Joe Biden, Political Riots, Trump Impeachment, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, February 1st, 2021
Embracing the fringe politicians
(Pols enamored of lies and seditions)
Is the GOP’s course.
Will this soon be its source
Of failing electoral missions?
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fringe Politicians, Marjorie Taylor Greene
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Limerick Question Of The Day
Monday, February 1st, 2021
GOPers, dishonest and lazy,
Keep appeasing the evil and crazy;
They excuse acts and views
Of both Trump cult and Qs.
That’s why GOP prospects look hazy.
Tags: Appeasement, Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon, Trump Cult
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Appeasement (Limerick)
Thursday, January 28th, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy Kisses Trump’s Ring After Briefly Acknowledging Ex-POTUS’s Role In Insurrection”
Rep. McCarthy’s still kissing the ring
Of the Donald — a very odd thing.
You’d expect some disquiet
From Donald Trump’s riot…
Which endangered both left and right wing.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Insurrection, Kevin McCarthy, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021
Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Georgia, Lawsuits
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020
Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Fraud, Election Fraud Myth, Election Humor, Trump Base, Trump Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Presidential Election 2020, Sedition
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)
