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Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions

It sounds like Texas Congressman Pete Sessions could use some … uh … sessions on somebody’s couch.

… Representative Pete Sessions of Texas, may indeed face an uphill fight with his argument that Mr. Obama is not trying to create jobs. In an interview, Mr. Sessions cited rising unemployment in asserting that the administration intended to “diminish employment and diminish stock prices” as part of a “divide and conquer” strategy to consolidate power.

Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Texas Republican Sessions
Likes to conjure up lib’ral transgressions:
Claims Barack to build power
Made stocks and jobs sour.
Pete needs help from the head-shrink professions.

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5 Responses to “Ode To The Wingnutty Pete Sessions”

  1. Mark says:
    May 14, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Great stuff, Mad! YOU DA BOMB!!

    ~marKOOLio :-)

  2. lindsay says:
    May 14, 2009 at 11:58 am

    i like the rhyme! i like going to this site for political, employment, commentary humor, and another site, shotjot.com, for story humor. keep up the good work!

  3. madkane says:
    May 20, 2009 at 2:04 am

    Thanks very much Mark and Lindsay!

  4. Steve Nance says:
    June 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    9/11 conspiracy dreamers
    Are derided as tin-foil-hat schemers
    But suggesting Obama’s
    More malign than Osama
    Makes one, on Fox News, a mainstreamer.

  5. madkane says:
    June 11, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Indeed you’re right Steve!