Open Limerick To “Speaker” Boehner
Open Limerick To “Speaker” Boehner
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Boehner, while reading the news,
I’m bewildered — it tends to confuse:
Either somebody stole
Your Speakership role,
Or you gave it to Senator Cruz.
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In Congress, there’s no room for doubt.
Tea Partiers think they have clout.
While Boehner, the Speaker,
Gets weaker and weaker.
In twenty-fifteen, he’ll be out.
The Louse in the House
John Boehner is truly a bane,
His behavior utterly insane.
The Speaker speaks so loud,
Obstructing, and he’s proud
Of causing our country such pain :^o
One question is, why would he do this?
[He’s run out of asses who’ll his, kiss?]
No one will oppose him;
It’s time to depose him
From throne, self-appointed — sick bliss.
Our Speaker, it’s time to replace
You with someone not a disgrace.
High time you were leaving!
Do you see us grieving?!
Get OUT! Let us sniff not a trace…
{Mad, this is a double entry, submitted for this week’s contest too :) }