Mitt Romney Dances Away From Dressage (Limerick)
In a healthy marriage, spouses share each other’s joys and take pride in one another’s accomplishments. For instance, imagine a married woman whose horse makes it all the way to the Olympics. If her marriage is a good one, you’d expect her to watch and root along with her spouse.
Alas, Ann Romney won’t be experiencing such loving togetherness. Why not? Because Mitt has made his indifference quite clear, presumably for political reasons: Dressage is Ann’s thing, and he doesn’t plan to watch it.
“I have to tell you, this is Ann’s sport,” he said. “I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event…”
Mitt Romney Dances Away From Dressage (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Ann’s horse in Olympic contention
Has been causing Mitt’s camp apprehension:
He won’t watch it compete.
What a strange way to treat
His fine wife. Should she skip his convention?
Tags: Ann Romney, Campaign Humor, Dancing Horses, Dressage Limerick, Election Satire, Horse Limerick, Mitt Romney, Olympics, Olympics Satire, Political Expediency, Rafalca, Republican Convention, Sports, Traditional Marriage
No Dressage? Come on Mitt, how ya gonna be a man of the people and not see your own horse dance in London?
LOL!
Mad, Love your wordplay, especially directed at Mitt the nitwit :-)
Madeleine for Poet Laureate.
LOL! Thanks so much Paul and Sara!