Bellicose Bush

I’ve finally figured out George Dubya’s philosophy: If you can’t solve a problem, make it bigger:

Bellicose Bush
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If you can’t solve a problem, expand it.
Demand an enlargement. Command it.
What else could explain
Dubya’s bellicose reign
Of great terror and shame? Please disband it. 

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And now some links, for your reading (and viewing) pleasure:
* My good pal Lisa Casey, producer of the outstanding political comedy website www.allhatnocattle.net, gets cease and desist letter from Joe Scarborough, and posts an open letter to Joe Scarborough in response.
* Body Language Experts: Bush Was Hostage In ‘Surge’ Speech (the always witty Don Davis)
* Bush, Putting It On The Line (The Daily Show, courtesy of OneGoodMove)
* “Don’t let faux klingons send real americans to war. it’s wrong.” (Video clip courtesy of Skippy)
* Avedon Carol has the goods on Edwards’ antiwar speech.
* I have a plan for bringing Terri Schiavo back from the dead.
[tags]Iraq War, Terror, Surge, War Escalation[/tags]

8 Responses to “Bellicose Bush”

  1. elaine says:

    These guys took it one step further and sang a song about it…it’s like an impeachment carol.

    Democrats, don’t be a bunch of…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-FcX0tVf7E

    LMAO

    ea

  2. newbroom says:

    there once was a little man with a small vocabulary,
    he had the urge to purge the scourge with a surge
    the lout had no doubt he had the clout
    too bad, we’ve all been had, in Baghdad,

  3. Deadeye Dick Cheney says:

    A fraudulent President named Bush,
    Flew us into Iraq with a WHOOSH.
    To pour gas on the fire,
    He’ll surge into quagmire.
    Does this man have his head up his tush?

  4. apple pie says:

    There once was a laddy from Dallas
    who drank in his Daddy’s palace.
    Then came the oil,
    his end to toil,
    and turned us all into an ass.

  5. the skwib says:

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  7. mr_alleycat says:

    There’s a partying goat ropin lad
    Who rode in on the tail of his dad
    Was prince of the realm
    Now asleep at the helm
    We’re paying the price in Baghdad

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