Poor Mitt (Limerick)

I’m starting to think Ann Romney doesn’t want to be First Lady. Why else would someone with a family net worth of $250 million make stupidly transparent remarks like this?

“We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing, it can be here today and gone tomorrow.”

Poor Mitt (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Mitt, you should tell your wife, Ann,
To stop trying to help out her man.
For your cause, it ain’t healthy
To claim you ain’t wealthy:
Ann’s not feeling rich doesn’t scan.

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2 Responses to “Poor Mitt (Limerick)”

  1. hansi says:

    Let’s hope that the Romneys, who are here today, will be gone tomorrow.

  2. madkane says:

    Hansi, sounds like a good fantasy. :)