Newt’s Endorsement Blues (Limerick)
With the powers-that-be on the right hitting Gingrich hard, he’s surely in the market for endorsements. But I suspect Newt could do without imprisoned, former Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham’s stamp of approval:
Cunningham tells Gingrich in an electronic message he says he sent to the candidate last month that his fellow prisoners, and their families, support Gingrich:
“Newt, a voice out of the past. Down but not out and still fighting. First I do not want anything from you but have been watching the debates. I have 80% of inmates that would vote for you. They might not be able to but their extended families will.”
Newt’s Endorsement Blues (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Newt Gingrich, endorsed by a Duke:
From Duke Cunningham — praise not rebuke.
The imprisoned ex-Rep
Endorsed Newt with great pep—
One old colleague Newt doesn’t make puke!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Endorsements Humor, Newt Gingrich, Randy Duke Cunningham
let’s see: Nut-cases like him (Sarah Palin); obnoxious fat New Jersey Governors don’t. Wonder what the fools think? We’ll have to ask Gov. Perry
LOL!