Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?

I can’t decide whether Bret Stephens is nuts or just a really bad satirist.

I’m referring to his Wall Street Journal column entitled Obama’s Charm Isn’t Working Wonders Abroad, in which he recites a litany of foreign policy problems and wonders why Obama hasn’t solved them all yet. After all, it’s been twenty-one whole days!

Both Steve Benen and Steve M. assume Stephens suffers from unrealistic expectations.

But I’m wondering whether Stephens is trying to pass sarcasm off as satire.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Poor Bret is beginning to fret
Cuz our enemies still are a threat.
And Barack (he critiques)
Has been prez three whole weeks.
If this isn’t a spoof, get a net!

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2 Responses to “Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?”

  1. Tumblewords says:

    The maroons – and the partisan hacks are wearing on me. I might have to rant, again. LOL Good limerick. Get a net, anyway. If it’s not needed on Bret, there are others begging for it.

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks Tumblewords. It seems like all I do these days is rant. :)