Limerick Ode To Mitt “They’re All Just Jealous” Romney
According to Mitt Romney, people who challenge Wall Street and economic unfairness are driven by “envy.”
Limerick Ode To Mitt “They’re All Just Jealous” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Distribution of wealth on your mind?
Take exception to it and you’ll find
That according to Mitt
You’re an envious twit.
To inequities, Romney is blind.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Class Envy, Class Warfare, Distribution Of Wealth, Election Humor, Envy Humor, Financial Inequity, Income Tax, Jealousy Humor, Mitt Romney, Wall Street
HIS REIGN AT BAIN
Tune: The Rain in Spain
His reign at Bain maintained employee pain.
His reign at Bain maintained employee pain.
So tell me where was it he reigned?
At Bain at Bain.
And what did he maintain?
Employee pain.
His reign at Bain maintained employee pain.
(Oh Mitt made off well, he laid them off well.)
His reign at Bain maintained employee pain.
(He cut and gored them, then he offshored them.)
Where did the jobs go, please explain?
Down the drain, down the drain.
And what did he obtain?
Champagne and gain.
His reign at Bain maintained employee pain.
This gay refrain may drain his lame campaign.
Fun song parody lyrics, Jim!