Limerick Ode To Herman “Straight Talker” Cain

Why Is Mitt Romney smiling? Because Herman Cain keeps revising his version of the sexual harassment accusations, which date back to his time with the National Restaurant Association.

Limerick Ode To Herman “Straight Talker” Cain
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mitt Romney must surely be grinning
Cuz Cain’s having great problems spinning
Some old allegations:
Cain’s changed explanations
Are raising Mitt’s chances of winning.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Herman “Straight Talker” Cain”

  1. hansi says:

    I really like Herman Cain! his politics suck, but he’s the most interesting snake oil salesman I’ve seen , well, since Rick Perry. But seriously Cain is a buffoon, and like Sarah, the uber-conservatives seem to lap up all the craziness that spews from his mouth.

  2. tom ebersten says:

    there once was a politico named Cain
    whose sexual misconduct he could not explain
    of his lies he would not relent
    in spite of the hush money he spent
    to vote for him you must be insane.

  3. madkane says:

    Hansi, good point! Tom, nice verse!