Limerick Ode to Clueless Rick Perry
Poor Rick Perry is having a rough time. First, he’s forced to walk back his pro-Birther “I don’t have a clue about … what his birth certificate says” comments. Next, he’s reduced to silence on Fox Business when told he sounds “like one of those Occupy Wall Streeters.”
Limerick Ode To Clueless Rick Perry
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Perry’s not-a-clue line caused ado.
Anti-Birthers are starting to stew.
But in Perry’s behalf,
It’s not really a gaffe
Cuz it’s true: Perry hasn’t a clue.
Tags: Barack Obama, Birthers, Campaign Satire, Economy, Election Humor, Fox Business, Obama's Birth Certificate, Occupy Wall Street, OWS, Rick Perry
Perry’s “not-a-clue” line caused ado
The noise grew and it grew and it grew.
His path got more slippery
With floppery-flippery:
His campaign has stepped in the poo.
Thanks for your fun limerick Mary!
Rick Perry just hasn’t a clue
and delights the whole birther crew.
This means, of course,
that his personal horse
is lame and is destined for glue.
He hasn’t a clue about a lot of things. For example, he believes that the earth was created by some metaphysical entity five or six thousand years ago in just six days. He believes that there will be a second coming of a syncretistic myth called Jesus Christ, an individual who never actually existed, and that his return will be presaged by something called “the Rapture.” He believes is talking snakes and talking in tongues. He believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. To say he hasn’t a clue is the Understatement of the Millenium.
I was amused to read that Rick Perry wants an income tax form that will fit on a postcard. Over at Bryan’s place, Why Now?, I remarked that the contents of Perry’s mind would fit on a postcard, with room to spare for the stamp and the signature.
Bryan replied “Yeah, Steve… John Hancock.”
There once was a bloke named Perry
he came from that place called Derry
because he didn’t have a clue
don’t shout! What’s new.
You can find ’em one a penny on the telly.
Thanks for your fun verse VJB and Limerickbird. And thanks for your comments James and Steve!