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Donald’s Trumped Up Campaign

Surprise, surprise — Donald Trump has announced he isn’t running for president. Of course there’s no way Donald Trump was ever going to seek the presidency — the man’s a self-described germaphobe.

Donald’s Trumped Up Campaign
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Were you hoping for President Trump?
There’s a hurdle he simply can’t jump:
The hand-shaking mob —
On the stump, that’s his job.
And a hand is a germ-laden sump.

(More Donald Trump humor here.)

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