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Political Haiku Quartet

Styrofoam is back.
“Green the Capitol” is gone.
Job, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs?

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Rotund Rush Limbaugh
says Michelle Obama’s fat—
that’s hard to swallow.

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Freedom from taxes
demanded by those who crave
what taxes give them.

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The mental midget
mentioned an affinity
with Rush — no surprise.

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Showing up to vote—
a yearly exercise in
unrequited hope.

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(More political haiku here. And more Rush Limbaugh humor here.)

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5 Responses to “Political Haiku Quartet”

  1. Julie Jordan Scott says:
    March 2, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Wow. So much packed into these words. I am still nauseaus thinking about Rush Limbaugh calling Michelle Obama fat. Really? Argh

  2. Old Egg says:
    March 2, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    All four were a treat to read.

  3. Sheilagh Lee says:
    March 2, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Wonderful Haikus. Limbaugh has no right to talk !!!Besides Michelle Obama is just right.

  4. Scott says:
    March 3, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    “Rotund Rush Limbaugh” lol
    certainly the nicest thing he’s been called in a while.

  5. madkane says:
    March 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Thanks so much, everyone!