Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell
Limerick Ode To Christine O’Donnell
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Christine, so I see that your pitch
Is to claim that you aren’t a witch.
It’s not witches I mind,
But your viewpoints unkind:
Anti-gay! Anti-feminist! Bitch!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Christine O'Donnell, Delaware, Election Humor, Feminist Limerick, Tea Party Members
Love it Mad, love it.
Just another dumb, bigoted tart
With no wisdom in which to impart
Chris loves all the haters
And hates masturbators
She almost makes Sarah look smart
Thanks Jesse! Fun verse, Scott!
Our Christine, ever ready to fight
For the virtuous Teabagging Right
Was rendered bereft
When the mean, snarky Left,
With great glee, dubbed her “Sarah P., Lite”
Our Tea Party darling must rue
The day she declared: “I am you”
We laughed, coast to coast!
Her Senate bid? Toast!
And that Senate seat? Gone Red to Blue…