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Limerick Ode To Mike Pence

For some reason, many Republicans view House Republican Conference Chairman Mike Pence (Indiana) as being smart. And yet just about any policy discussion reveals him to be an ignorant moron.

Limerick Ode To Mike Pence
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Republican Congressman Pence
Has never made one lick of sense.
Why he’s viewed by his peers
To have brains tween his ears
Is a puzzle to Dems quite immense.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Mike Pence”

  1. Jay Branscomb says:
    September 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Republican Congressman Pence
    Obtuse, obnoxious and dense.
    Does he believe all the shit
    That escapes from his lips
    Or are his words deceitful pretense?

  2. Marty McGowan says:
    September 28, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    Indiana friends, a HoosierPair,(1)
    thought Pence exceedingly fair,
    No longer on the fence,
    They see Mike as dense,
    He’s finally out of their hair.

    —
    (1) @ AOL

  3. madkane says:
    October 11, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Thanks for your fun verse, Jay and Marty!