Trump & Vance v. The Haitians (3-Verse Limerick)
“In Ohio, they’re eating the cats!
They are eating the pets,” yell the rats,
Known as Donald and Vance,
Harming Haitians with rants;
Racist lies told by cads in red hats.When informed it’s not true, they both sneer
And continue repeating their smear,
Cuz they really don’t care
If there’s pet-eating there.
Told to cease and desist, they just jeer.“You’re endangering innocent folk,”
They’re advised, but to Trump that’s a joke;
Donald’s fans gets their highs
From enjoying Trump’s lies.
Give up lying? No, THAT would be “WOKE!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Eating Pets, Election Humor, Election Satire, Haitians, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Ohio, Republicans Humor, Trump
