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Bathing In Bad News

Just when you thought it was safe to take a shower, here’s a health scare that would make Alfred Hitchcock turn pale:

Bathing In Bad News (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Are health reports making you glower?
Is the swine flu bug making you cower?
Then get ready to frown
At the new scare in town:
Deadly germs in the head of your shower.

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This entry was posted on Monday, September 14th, 2009 at 11:51 pm and is filed under Health Satire, Scary News, Science Verse. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Bathing In Bad News”

  1. marduk says:
    September 15, 2009 at 11:12 am

    If someone is feeling real sick
    And the bucket they wish to kick
    They don’t need cyanide
    To commit suicide
    A quick shower should do the trick

  2. Mad kane says:
    September 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Thanks for the limerick, marduk!

  3. Tim Trent says:
    September 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    I want to get clean.
    Turn on my shower and wash?
    Death strikes from above!

    I far prefer the haiku!

  4. Kaye Swain says:
    September 26, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Hi, I popped over to visit from the Boomers and Seniors: News You Can Use blog carnival and enjoyed looking around your site. This limerick gave me a big smile. Thanks for sharing it. :) :) :)