Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom
Remember when a presidential speech to school kids was considered positive and uncontroversial? Back when Republicans were in the White House? Funny, what a difference one election can make.
President Obama wants to address schoolchildren about working hard, being responsible and playing by the rules, and all hell breaks loose:
Republicans Bring Classiness To the Classroom (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“Act responsibly. Stay in your schools.”
“Study hard and please play by the rules.”
How dare the Prez preach
Such sins in his speech!
Ain’t no way to breed right-wing tools.
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“Act responsibly. Stay in your schools.”
Or you’ll enter the jobless pool.
No lifeguards to save
When you misbehave
In town hall meetings for fools.
——-Republican Call for Candidates——
Well now we’re looking for an idiot
An honest-to-God idiot
To be the leader of the good ‘ole USA
Morons need not apply
Your IQs are much too high
To sell the voters the Grand Old Party way, Hey!
You needn’t feel queasy
The job is very easy
Carl Rove will tell you everything to say
There’s really nothing to it
The Constitution? Screw it
The middle class? We’ll take everything away, Hey!
We’re looking for an idiot
A PSYCOPATHIC idiot
To be the leader of the good ole’ USA
The Rich get all the money
The rest do all the work
If anyone thinks that’s funny
He’s a traitorous, liberal jerk
Cause that’s the Grand Old Party waaaaaaaaaay
Laughably sad. An illness with these fundies.
Thanks for your verse and comments!
If kids do what Obama suggests
and they strive to always do their best
They will no longer buy
All our hate mongering lies
And the crap that we make them ingest
Thanks, Marduk!