Trump Can Forget the “Edwards Defense” (Limerick)
Trump’s hush money payments to gals
Is NOT a big deal, say his pals.
Trump can use the defense
That Edwards used; hence
Donald wins. (That’s their flawed rationales.)
But the “shield-wife defense” won’t apply
To Donald Trump’s pay-offs. Here’s why:
Those who made them concede
That their goal was impede
An election loss. Donald — Buh-Bye!
Tags: Campaign, Campaign Finance, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Edwards Defense, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hush Money