Trump To Finally Visit California (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump to visit California as wildfire death toll rises”
California is Donald Trump’s bane,
But the Donald is planning to feign
Some warmth for the victims
(Those vile White House dictums!)
Unless he’s a victim of rain.
Tags: California, Disaster Victims, Donald Trump, Empathy, Natural Disasters, Wildfires
The Donald pretends he’s aware
“Oh, suffering victims? I care!”
“I’ll visit them now,
And show them. Here’s how:
I’ll toss them some fine Perrier!”