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Ode To The White House Fashion Police

The White House fashion police are at it again: First Lady Michelle Obama was caught wearing shorts on her way to a Grand Canyon vacation! The horror!

Ode To The White House Fashion Police (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Once again I just can’t help but frown
At the journalists going to town:
“The First Lady wore shorts,”
Blare the breathless reports.
Please Michelle, when you hike wear a gown.

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3 Responses to “Ode To The White House Fashion Police”

  1. Linkmeister says:
    August 21, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    “Your limbs,
    they are grim.”

    God forbid they should see the First Family on a beach.

  2. Steve Nance says:
    August 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Though she looks great, the shorts are passe’
    What the Fox fashion faves wear today
    Is an AR-15
    With a full magazine —
    An accessory to crime, you might say

  3. madkane says:
    August 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Clever limerick, Steve!