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A Tale of Dueling Headlines

“Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Donald Trump With a Forbes Magazine”

“Trump’s Net Worth Tanks On New Forbes List Of Richest Americans”

In other words, Trump has been both literally and figuratively spanked by Forbes.

Tags: David Dennison, Donald Trump, Forbes, Hush Money, Language Humor, Mother Jones, NDA Humor, Non-Disclosure Humor, Stephanie Clifford, Stormy Daniels

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 18th, 2018 at 8:58 pm and is filed under Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

One Response to “A Tale of Dueling Headlines”

Anthony McCarthy says:

January 22, 2018 at 1:39 pm

Is that what she meant by “textbook generic”?

Boy, he must have really lousy taste in porn if that’s the best he can think up. I’ll bet she almost died stifling yawns.

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