Limerick Ode To Roy Moore Sycophant, Pastor Flip Benham
Headline: “Pastor Says Moore Dated Teenagers for Their ‘Purity’”
A flip pastor says Moore dated teens
For their “purity.” I don’t know beans
About biblical teaching,
But what sort of preaching
Overlooks what indecency means?
Tags: Alabama, Flip Benham, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire, Roy Moore, Senate Campaign
Ol’ Roy had done all but confess
But the lech, our Chief Clownstick did bless
Did our Cheeto non-sage
Ever date girls this age
It’s a good bet he did, Moore or less.