Curtains for Jeb? (2-Verse Limerick)
Who should quit after last night’s debate?
It was Jebbie’s worst showing, to date,
A performance dismaying.
His fans must be weighing
Their option to dump his dead weight.
Jeb’s attack on pal Rubio failed,
And at Marco’s retort, Jeb just flailed.
Then smooth sailing for Marco.
From Jeb? Not a spark! Oh,
Jeb’s run has been fully derailed.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Election Humor, Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio
You know sooner or later it shows
Who’s got the Pinocchio nose
As Jeb can’t stay honest
Nor do what he promised
His schnozzle’s big nozzle just grows.