Jeb Bush – Unhappy Campaigner (Limerick)
Jeb Bush is sounding bummed these days about the toxic nature of the race to be the Republican presidential nominee:
I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.
It seems Jebbie objects to the slings
And arrows of primary swings;
Having chosen to run,
He just ain’t havin’ fun…
And would rather do “really cool things.”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Jeb Bush
It seems that Jeb! has been smok’n the Kush
In he thinks he’ll be a President named Bush
Be it Carson or Trump,
He’d best get off the stump
Or else he’ll take it in the tush!