Trump’s “Genius” Speeches (3-Verse Limerick)
So…, you know all those oddball rally rants about wind and bacon, sharks and electrocution, “Alphonse” Capone, and the “late, great Hannibal Lecter?” According to Trump, he’s doing the “weave,” which makes him an oratorical genius:
Trump’s meandering salad linguistic
Is (to Donald) a “weave” — his euphuistic,
Novel term for confusing
And logic-abusing
Addresses. (Turns out they’re artistic!)Trump’s digressions, he says, all make sense;
They are woven with brilliance intense.
He defies expectations
With dazzling orations.
Seems the Donald’s a “genius” immense.So the next time you hear Donald speak,
Do not call him off-script or oblique.
With his language command,
He’s the best in the land;
A true maestro of flapping his beak.
Tags: Alphonse Capone, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hannibal Lecter, Kamala Harris, Off-Script, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Speeches, Trump's Weave
