Archive for September, 2024
Saturday, September 28th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Trump in Pa.: Digressions, threats and vows to be ‘protector’ of women”
The “Protector of Women” — that’s me,
Proclaims Trump. Just elect me; you’ll see.
Yes, the man who destroyed
Roe v. Wade seems annoyed
That we long to be Donald Trump-free.
How absurd that a sexual abuser,
One who often defames his accuser,
Now audaciously claims
He’ll protect all the dames
If he wins. Let’s make sure he’s the LOSER!
Tags: Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Election Satire, Feminist Limerick, Harris, Kamala, Kamala Harris, Protector Of Women, Republicans Humor, Roe v. Wade, Trump, Women's Rights
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode to Donald “Protector of Women” Trump
Saturday, September 21st, 2024
“In Ohio, they’re eating the cats!
They are eating the pets,” yell the rats,
Known as Donald and Vance,
Harming Haitians with rants;
Racist lies told by cads in red hats.
When informed it’s not true, they both sneer
And continue repeating their smear,
Cuz they really don’t care
If there’s pet-eating there.
Told to cease and desist, they just jeer.
“You’re endangering innocent folk,”
They’re advised, but to Trump that’s a joke;
Donald’s fans gets their highs
From enjoying Trump’s lies.
Give up lying? No, THAT would be “WOKE!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Eating Pets, Election Humor, Election Satire, Haitians, Immigration, Immigration Humor, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Ohio, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Immigration Reform, JD Vance, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Trump | Comments Off on Trump & Vance v. The Haitians (3-Verse Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2024
Spoiled brat, cry-baby Trump actually posted this on his money-bleeding, inaptly named Truth Social: “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”
On Truth Social, The Donald lashed out;
A failed effort to weaponize clout.
His “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”
Angered Swifties. They’re miffed!
Quite the gift for the VEEP from that lout!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Taylor Swift, Trump, Truth Social
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Music Humor, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump v. Taylor Swift (Limerick)
Sunday, September 15th, 2024
Trump’s pretending he won the debate,
Citing polls (non-existent) that rate
Him the winner by lots.
(Were they written by bots?)
Dotty Don can’t face up to his fate.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris v Trump, Harris/Trump Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump v Harris
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on “Prizefighter” Trump Claims Kamala Harris Lost The Fight (Limerick)
Thursday, September 12th, 2024
Dear Veep Harris, I thank you for winning
And demolishing Trump. I’m still grinning!
On the eve of my birthday,
You gave me a mirth day…
Watching bait-taking Trump lose each inning.
Tags: ABC Debate, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Kamala Harris, Presidential Debate, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump v Harris
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Kamala Harris
Sunday, September 8th, 2024
Headline: “JD Vance’s plan to lower childcare costs: have grandma and grandpa ‘help a little bit more'”
JD Vance has a fabulous plan
To reduce childcare costs. What a man!
It’s not tax breaks or grants:
Just cry “Help!” to the aunts,
Uncles, granddads, and each weary gran.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Childcare Costs, Childcare Humor, Donald Trump, Economy, Economy Humor, Election Humor, Election Satire, Family Budget, Family Humor, JD Vance, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election 2024, Election Satire, Family Values Humor, JD Vance, Political Limericks, Tax & Budget Humor, Trump | Comments Off on JD Vance’s Childcare Plan (Limerick)
Saturday, September 7th, 2024
This New Republic column inspired my latest limerick: “How the Media Sanitizes Trump’s Insanity”
Dear Political Press, please take note:
Stop reframing Trump’s rants; use a quote!
No more rend’ring coherent
His spewings aberrant;
Cease helping him skew how folks vote!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bias, Media Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on The Media’s Mistake (Limerick)
Thursday, September 5th, 2024
So…, you know all those oddball rally rants about wind and bacon, sharks and electrocution, “Alphonse” Capone, and the “late, great Hannibal Lecter?” According to Trump, he’s doing the “weave,” which makes him an oratorical genius:
Trump’s meandering salad linguistic
Is (to Donald) a “weave” — his euphuistic,
Novel term for confusing
And logic-abusing
Addresses. (Turns out they’re artistic!)
Trump’s digressions, he says, all make sense;
They are woven with brilliance intense.
He defies expectations
With dazzling orations.
Seems the Donald’s a “genius” immense.
So the next time you hear Donald speak,
Do not call him off-script or oblique.
With his language command,
He’s the best in the land;
A true maestro of flapping his beak.
Tags: Alphonse Capone, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hannibal Lecter, Kamala Harris, Off-Script, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Speeches, Trump's Weave
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s “Genius” Speeches (3-Verse Limerick)
