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Phony Vance (2-Verse Limerick)

JD Vance once called Trump “reprehensible”
And compared him to Hitler. (Sounds sensible!)
But now Vance is debasing
Himself by embracing
The Donald, a move indefensible.

JD lives in a house made of glass,
Yet he missed the “no stone-throwing” class.
So he hurls his baloney
At Harris. (She’s “PHONY?!?”)
Poor Vance; his sad ass is now grass.

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One Response to “Phony Vance (2-Verse Limerick)”

  1. Roger L Slemmer says:
    August 3, 2024 at 8:47 am

    J D’s excuse was he didn’t know him back then.