More McCarthy Mockery
According to WP’s Robert Costa, Matt Gaetz says McCarthy must either “withdraw from the race,” or commit to a “straitjacket” agreement.
Come to think of it, straitjackets sound like a great idea for most of the House Republicans!
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As self-centered loons
impede race to be Speaker,
insanity reigns.
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This haiku, I swear,
is my last McCarthy verse
until tomorrow.
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Way too many pols
in Republican Party
naught but Pied Pipers.
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“Concession-Kevin”
becomes just-pretend Speaker.
Pyrrhic victory.
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