Headline: “National Archives asks past presidents, VPs to look for classified items”
Says the National Archives, “Dig deep,
If you once were the Prez or the VEEP.
Check under the rocks
For classified docs.”
Seems it’s time for a very clean sweep.
Headline: “National Archives asks past presidents, VPs to look for classified items”
Says the National Archives, “Dig deep,
If you once were the Prez or the VEEP.
Check under the rocks
For classified docs.”
Seems it’s time for a very clean sweep.
Tags: Al Gore, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Classified Documents, Dan Quayle, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, National Archives
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney Satire, George Bush Satire, Political Limericks, White House | Comments Off on The National Archives Has Written Some “Dear Ex” Letters (Limerick)
According to WP’s Robert Costa, Matt Gaetz says McCarthy must either “withdraw from the race,” or commit to a “straitjacket” agreement.
Come to think of it, straitjackets sound like a great idea for most of the House Republicans!
*****
As self-centered loons
impede race to be Speaker,
insanity reigns.
*****
This haiku, I swear,
is my last McCarthy verse
until tomorrow.
*****
Way too many pols
in Republican Party
naught but Pied Pipers.
*****
“Concession-Kevin”
becomes just-pretend Speaker.
Pyrrhic victory.
*****
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Congress Humor, Congress Satire, Congressional Republicans, GOP Humor, GOP Leaders, House Humor, House Republicans, House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz, Political Haiku & Senryu, Republican Humor, Republicans Humor, Speaker, Speaker Of The House
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, House Satire, Kevin McCarthy, News Haiku & Senryu, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on More McCarthy Mockery
I watch the amusing display
Of Republican House disarray,
And think of the soul
Kevin sold for his goal,
As his Speakership dream floats away.
Tags: Congress Humor, GOP, House Republicans, Kevin McCarthy, Republicans Humor, Speaker, Speakership
Posted in Congress Humor, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
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