Donald’s run has been met with a shrug.
Will he fin’ly be squished like a bug?
He announced and was trounced
In reviews, soon pronounced
“Tired” news. Please indict that damn thug!
Archive for November, 2022
Trump’s Announcement Dud (Limerick)
Sunday, November 27th, 2022Loony Lindell (Limerick)
Friday, November 25th, 2022A headline like this one cries out for a limerick: “Mike Lindell Weighing Run Against GOP’s Ronna McDaniel ‘If God Willing'”
Mike Lindell is consid’ring a run
For RNC Chair. Oh what fun!
He’s a “pillow tycoon”
And conspiracy loon,
Whose motto’s “Republicans won!!!”
Republican Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Monday, November 21st, 2022Though Republicans don’t try to stem
Wrongful deeds, when the cad’s one of THEM,
They’ll condemn to the max
The purest of acts,
If that action is done by a Dem.
2-Verse Limerick Ode To Donald “Won’t Partake” Trump
Sunday, November 20th, 2022Since a Trump Special Counsel’s been named
By Garland, the AG’s been blamed
For political smears,
While Trump and his peers
Keep claiming he’s framed and defamed.
Trump insists that he will not “partake”
In the probe, for that treacherous snake
Thinks it makes him sound tough,
As he struggles to slough
Off his fears. Yes, he knows what’s at stake.
Time For Political Haiku
Saturday, November 19th, 2022Special Counsel’s named,
Customary “witch hunt” claimed,
Garland, Smith defamed.
Open Letter To Donald Trump
Friday, November 18th, 2022Dear Donald:
Congrats on your 2nd very personal Special Counsel.
What a shame that THIS TIME, you don’t have an AG willing and eager to lie about his report.
The Real Reason Trump’s Running Yet Again (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2022Donald thinks that his run’s a solution
To imminent crime-prosecution.
But indictments shall come,
And that law-breaking bum
Will be tried and soon face retribution.
Common Sense Haiku
Friday, November 4th, 2022
