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Callous Cruz (Limerick)

Did the frigid Ted Cruz flee his state
For a resort? (Cancún!) Yes, damn straight!
Let someone else master
The Texas disaster!
Why should Ted freeze his ass or his pate?

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One Response to “Callous Cruz (Limerick)”

  1. Rich says:
    February 23, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    Ted Cruz has the utmost affinity,
    (If tallied would threaten infinity),
    For being a dick,
    An insufferable prick,
    Always baring his own asininity.