Archive for January, 2021
Sunday, January 31st, 2021
From CNN: “Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin…”
“Mass election fraud — that’s my defense,”
Insisted the Donald, intense.
So his lawyers all quit:
“We’re not selling that shit!”
Donald’s lie ain’t just “big.” It’s immense!
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump On The Defense? (Limerick)
Thursday, January 28th, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy Kisses Trump’s Ring After Briefly Acknowledging Ex-POTUS’s Role In Insurrection”
Rep. McCarthy’s still kissing the ring
Of the Donald — a very odd thing.
You’d expect some disquiet
From Donald Trump’s riot…
Which endangered both left and right wing.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Insurrection, Kevin McCarthy, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, January 28th, 2021
It would be hard to think of a worse candidate for the House Education Committee than Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yet, here we are:
NBC News: “House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Thursday denounced House Republican leaders for appointing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., to the committee overseeing education after she has questioned the legitimacy of mass shootings and harassed student survivors.”
The Speaker is angry, you’ll glean;
Education Committee for Greene?
Greene’s a pol with no scruples:
Mass shooting of pupils
Was mocked by her – cruelly obscene!
Tags: Committee Assignments, Education Committee, Firearms, Georgia, Gun Violence, House Republicans, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mass Shootings, Nancy Pelosi, School Shootings, Speaker Pelosi
Posted in Education Limerick, Firearms & Guns Humor, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Students Verse | Comments Off on Demon-Greene (Limerick)
Monday, January 25th, 2021
Headline: “Sen. Josh Hawley Mocked for Claiming to Be ‘Muzzled’ in His ‘Splashy Front-Page’ NY Post Feature”
Poor Josh Hawley complains he’s been muzzled.
But his claim’s keeping many folks puzzled;
He’s a Sen. with a book
And a cover pic. Look,
Maybe Hawley just needs to be nuzzled.
Tags: Josh Hawley, Media Humor, New York Post, Senate Republicans
Posted in GOP Humor, Maine Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Senate Satire | Comments Off on Poor Josh Hawley??? (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Letter Trump Left For Biden (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021
Where Biden’s Cabinet Stands: “President Joe Biden took office on January 20 without key members of his Cabinet in place after the Senate moved more slowly to schedule confirmation hearings for his nominees than it had for previous presidents.”
GOPers are shocked and appalled.
They’re embittered and terribly galled:
How DARE Joe embrace
Dem goals! A disgrace!
Let’s ensure that his Cab’net is stalled.
Tags: Biden Cabinet, Joe Biden, Stalled Cabinet
Posted in GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Cabinet Delays (Limerick)
Thursday, January 21st, 2021
Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Tags: Coronavirus, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Epidemic, Health, Joe Biden, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 20th, 2021
Parler’s back, but its site is awry.
Tech troubles abound, as folks try
To communicate there;
A disheart’ning affair,
If you’re seeking a safe place to lie.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Parler, Social Media
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire | Comments Off on Parlez-vous Parler? (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
Dear Donald, good riddance, buh-bye!
I cheer your departure. Here’s why:
You’re a liar and thief.
You’ve caused death, mayhem, grief,
And you’ve left our great nation awry.
Dear Joe Biden, the challenge you’re facing
Is immense, cuz the man you’re replacing
Has done infinite harm,
But we’re betting the farm
On YOU to erase the debasing.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Inauguration, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, January 14th, 2021
I cringe at each “unity” call
From Donald’s defenders. What gall!
Still making excuses
For Donald’s abuses,
They’re enablers and hypocrites all!
Tags: Crime and Punishment, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Unity
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To the “Unity” Community
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Headline: “Three Democrats Now Have COVID-19 After Republicans Refused To Wear Masks During The Capitol Attack”
Three Democrats, trapped in tight space,
Taking refuge from Trump’s raging base,
Were infected; made ill
By GOP swill
Who refused to wear masks — a disgrace!
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Epidemics Limerick, Health, Mask Mandate, Pandemic
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Three House Democrats Catch Covid-19 While Sheltering With Republican Mask-Refuseniks (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Trump This Morning:
Q: “What is your role in what happened at the Capitol? What is your personal responsibility?”
President Trump: “If you read my speech…people thought that what I said was totally appropriate.”
The Donald is NOT done aggressin’;
Instead, he continues expressin’
A contrition-free stance.
Admit fault? Not a chance!
It’s so good to see Trump’s learned a lesson.
Tags: Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Capitol Offense (Limerick)
Saturday, January 9th, 2021
Donald Trump doesn’t “get” the to-do;
So WHAT if he triggered a coup!
But he’s run out of luck
And for once he can’t duck
The backlash from acts he should rue.
Donald Trump, who’s a bully full-blown,
Lost his bullhorn; his phone’s a mere phone.
No more weapon of choice —
Just a much-weakened voice;
He’s bereft of his base and alone.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banished and Bereft (Limerick)
Friday, January 8th, 2021
Donald Trump has been banished from Twitter,
And Donald’s undoubtedly bitter.
His corrupt tweet decorum
Has cost him this forum.
Now how’ll he pass time on the shitter?
Tags: Donald Trump, Twitter Ban, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Banned At Last (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021
Headline: “Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is first Trump Cabinet member to quit after riot”
To resign from the Cab’net this late
Isn’t noble or worthy or great.
It’s a way to survive
And avoid “25.”
A cowardly action? Damn straight!
Tags: 25th Amendment, Elaine Chao, Transportation Secretary, Trump Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ciao, Elaine Chao! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021
Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!
Tags: 25th Amendment, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Sedition
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021
Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Georgia, Lawsuits
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Monday, January 4th, 2021
A Medal of Freedom for Jordan
And Nunes? More fitting’s a warden;
It is past time to dump
Them in prison with Trump,
For a cell’s what the three should be stored in.
Tags: Devin Nunes, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, Medal of Freedom
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dishonorable Honors (Limerick)
