Archive for December, 2020
Tuesday, December 29th, 2020
I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?
Tags: COVID-19, Donald Trump, Health, Pandemic
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 28th, 2020
Donald Trump threw a tantrum and then,
He brandished his President-Pen
And belatedly signed
The same bill he’d maligned,
Having caused extra pain yet again.
Tags: Covid Relief, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Petulant President (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020
Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Fraud, Election Fraud Myth, Election Humor, Trump Base, Trump Lies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020
Trump’s indiff’rent to suff’ring and loss,
And it’s clear he could not give a toss
As to how what he does
Affects citizens, cuz
Only HE counts, the “gripe”-laden boss.
Tags: Donald Trump, Narcissist
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Narcissist-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, December 25th, 2020
Trump’s failures have driven him mad,
So he’s NOT merely downcast or sad.
Filled with grievance-fueled spite,
Donald spoils for a fight.
What a turmoil and blight-causing cad!
Tags: Donald Trump, Grievances, Revenge
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Madman-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020
The Wacko-In-Chief has a stack
Of bills to be signed, but alack,
Those bills may be toast;
Trump’s abandoned his post.
Let’s hope that he never comes back.
Tags: Congress Humor, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Wacko-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020
Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!
Tags: Donald Trump, Fraud, Law And Order, Pardon Humor, Presidential Pardons, War Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, War & Antiwar Poems, White House | Comments Off on Pondering Pardons (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2020
Headline: “President Trump throws wrench into COVID-19 relief by saying he won’t sign bill”
When a bill is a fait accompli,
Trump the “deal-maker” bitches with glee.
He won’t help something pass;
He’d much rather harass
Other pols, in a bill-griping spree.
Donald COULD have helped carve out a deal
For Covid Relief. But that heel
Sent Mnuchin to rep him,
And now would sidestep him;
A bit late for such “squeaky wheel” zeal!
Tags: Art of the Deal, Covid Relief, COVID-19, Covid-19 Relief, Deal Maker, Donald Trump, Legislation Humor, Pandemic, Steven Mnuchin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Non-Deal-Maker-In-Chief (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, December 21st, 2020
Headline: “Engaging With Trump’s Die-Hard Supporters Isn’t Productive”
Engaging with Donald Trump backers
Is as fruitless as talking to hackers.
Any woman or man
Who remains a Trump fan
Is (like Trump) indisputably crackers.
Tags: Conspiracy Theories, Donald Trump, Trumpism
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Unpersuadables (Limerick)
Saturday, December 19th, 2020
Headline: “Mar-a-Lago neighbors to Trump: Spend your post-presidency elsewhere”
Dear Don, you can’t live in your club;
Your neighbors say “Nyet!” Quite the snub!
Mar-a-Lago is out
Cuz you promised, you lout,
That you’d never move back. There’s the rub!
Tags: Donald Trump, Ex-President Trump, Mar-a-Lago, Trump's Neighbors
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Homeless Ex-President? (Limerick)
Thursday, December 17th, 2020
“Republicans suddenly discover they don’t like naughty words”
O! M! G! Biden’s aide used a word
That is naughty! What outrage it’s stirred
In the horde that ignored
All the curses Trump roared.
They’re a vile, hypocritical herd.
Tags: Anti-Cursing, Cursing Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Joe Biden, Language Humor, Language Police, Marco Rubio, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Joe Biden, Marco Rubio, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Mitch McConnell should show some contrition
For his way overdue recognition
That the winner is Joe;
This delay helped Trump sow
Mass suspicion and threats of sedition.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Presidential Election 2020, Sedition
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch Finally Admits Biden Won (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 15th, 2020
Says Donald, they’re all out to get me;
RINO judges and staffers won’t let me
Overturn and undo
Biden’s “win.” I should sue
The whole crew cuz they failed to abet me.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, RINOs
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Whiner-In-Chief Still Whining (Limerick)
Monday, December 14th, 2020
The Electoral College has met.
Biden’s won yet again, but I’ll bet
That Trump and his cronies
(Those liars and phonies)
Won’t let up, though their threat is all wet.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Electoral College, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Voting Fraud, Voting Limerick
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Biden Elected Yet Again (Limerick)
Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Dear Donald, enough with your moaning
And bitching and whining and groaning!
Your lies about wins
Lead a long list of sins.
My suggestion: Some prison atoning.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Criminal Law, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Prison Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Time’s Up! (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
“The @TexasGOP is out with a statement in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, all but calling for secession.”
Hey Texas, feel free to secede;
Your statehood is trifling, indeed.
You are NOT worth the trouble,
So savor your bubble.
Bother somebody else, when in need.
Tags: Donald Trump, Secession, Supreme Court Limerick, Texas, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Is Texas Secession A Threat? Or A Promise? (Limerick)
Friday, December 11th, 2020
I despise all the “Biden Deniers;”
Those sniveling cowards and liars,
Who follow, unthinking,
Trump’s lead without blinking.
It’s high time that the Trump Cult retires.
Tags: Biden Deniers, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Election 2020, Republican Cowards, Trump Cult
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Denying The Undeniable (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump will soon join a club that’s exclusive.
He’s resisting, though entry’s elusive.
Here’s the obvious rub:
The Ex-Presidents’ Club
Views the Donald as nuts and abusive.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Ex-Presidents' Club, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Presidential Election 2020
Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Jimmy Carter, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Club? (Limerick)
Thursday, December 10th, 2020
Trump’s falsehoods, complaints, and self-praise
And his fraudulent suits haunt our days:
“Stop The Steal!” he demands
And as “RINOS” rebrands
Those whose “nays” thwart his law-breaking ways.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Presidential Election 2020, RINOs, Stop The Steal, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Haunting (Limerick)
