Archive for November, 2020
Monday, November 30th, 2020
Poor Donald’s a delicate flower;
The mere thought of his loss makes him glower.
So he lies and brings suits;
Claims they’re all in cahoots
To prevent him from staying in power.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, Joe Biden
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Monday, November 30th, 2020
Though it’s nearly a month since Joe won,
The Donald continues to shun
The fact that he lost;
He wants Biden-votes tossed,
And cries “FRAUD!” What’s his proof? Trump has none.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Humor, GOP Fraud, Joe Biden, Presidential Election Humor, Trump Lies
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Sunday, November 29th, 2020
Says Trump, “I came up with vaccines.”
Not bad for a guy who demeans
The value of science
And urges defiance
Of experts. (His uncle’s great genes?)
Tags: Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Donald Trump, Pandemic, Science Humor, Science Research
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Sunday, November 29th, 2020
“The president-elect picked up 87 votes (net) after President Trump spent $3 Million targeting the heavily-Democrat areas of Milwaukee & Dane Counties.”
Dear Donald, great thanks for the gain
I just got in Milwaukee and Dane.
You spent three million bucks
For a recount and, shucks…
Now I’m winning by more. Worth the pain?
Tags: Dane Recount, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Milwaukee Recount, Wisconsin Humor, Wisconsin Recount
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Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Michigan certifies Biden victory in another blow to Trump”
Donald’s Michigan thievery’s failed;
His electoral heist scheme curtailed.
Joe’s electors are IN;
A democracy WIN!
How refreshing that justice prevailed.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Michigan, Michigan Electors, Presidential Campaign Humor
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Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Headline: “Vindictive Trump Seeks To Undermine Biden”
The Donald’s vindictive and mean,
So he’s venting his voting-loss spleen
And punishing Joe
And the nation. The woe
Trump’s inflicting is foul and obscene.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick
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Thursday, November 19th, 2020
The Donald keeps getting more brazen
With the voter fraud nonsense he’s raisin’.
Trump lies and conspires,
Throws bombs and sets fires,
As he blocks the Prez Joe Biden phase-in.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Fraud, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Presidential Election, Presidential Election 2020, Transition Limerick, Voter Fraud
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Thursday, November 19th, 2020
Headline: “The self-inflicted agony of Emily Murphy”
Dear woman who runs GSA:
You are under great stress, so you say.
Your pressure is huge?
You deserve it, you STOOGE!
You’re the cause of this mass disarray.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election Humor, General Services Administration, GSA, Joe Biden, Presidential Campaign, Transition Limerick
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Tuesday, November 17th, 2020
Says Trump, no transition for Joe!
I’m not leaving this dump — I won’t go.
I’ll remain here at least
Until I’m deceased.
Change my mind? That would take tons of dough.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick, Trump
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Monday, November 16th, 2020
NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps
“Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and Newsmax.”
If you’re fact-checked on Facebook or Twitter,
There’s no need to feel outraged or bitter;
Join Parler or Rumble.
The folks there don’t grumble
At lies. They just spread ’em and titter.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Fact-Checking Humor, Parler, Rumble, Social Media Humor, Trump's Base, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Liars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)
Monday, November 16th, 2020
The Donald’s fomenting unrest,
And keeps failing the leadership test.
He ain’t leaving, he says;
He’s our worst ever prez…
Though at spreading big lies, he’s the best.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump Lies
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Friday, November 13th, 2020
While Biden is counseling calm,
The bomb-throwing Trump has no qualm
About causing upheaval
And chaos. Trump’s evil!
Can’t wait for the Joe Biden balm.
Tags: Biden Limerick, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Thursday, November 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump’s Defense Department purge threatens our security”
Donald Trump is engaged in a purge;
A destruction of government surge.
He’s stacking positions
With yes-men whose mission’s
To help Donald heighten his scourge.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Defense Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, National Security, National Security Humor
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Thursday, November 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump wants to be forced out”
Trump’s a “victim” who’s constantly peeved;
He’s “defrauded,” “maligned,” even “thieved.”
Is martyrdom great
For his brand? Yes, damn straight!
Like his base, Donald’s always aggrieved.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2020
Headline: “How Trump’s transition of power delay threatens national security and public safety”
Joe’s win’s been established with surety.
Yet Trump shows his lack of maturity:
To impede Joe’s transition
Is reckless; Trump’s mission
Is risking our nation’s security.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2020
Dear Donald, you’ve lost. Joe has won.
Your plan to stay put’s been undone.
And your sore-loser acts
Do not change any facts;
There’s no fraud, so your win chance is NONE!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Sore Losers
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Tuesday, November 10th, 2020
Headline: “By humoring Trump, the GOP is enabling authoritarianism”
The GOP’s humoring Trump
Cuz they’re scared of that venomous grump,
Who’s vindictive and bitter —
Might diss them on Twitter.
So they skitter and dodge; each a chump.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, GOP Enablers, Joe Biden, Trump Enablers
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Saturday, November 7th, 2020
It’s FAKE NEWS that I lost out to Joe;
He’s a Liar, a Fraud, and a Schmo!
I will NEVER stop Suing,
Berating, and Booing.
Will I vacate the Oval? HELL, NO!!!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2020
Will Donald Trump ever concede?
I doubt it; that sort of a deed
Requires some class.
Needy Donald’s an ass.
Self-promotion is Trump’s only creed.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Concession Speech, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump
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Monday, November 2nd, 2020
The Donald is often aggrieved,
Also angry, combative, and peeved.
And whatever the case,
He lies to his base
About stuff he pretends he’s achieved.
Posted in Political Limericks | Comments Off on The Trump Persona (Limerick)
