Trump’s GOP Enemies List (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Is Taking Down Names as Republicans Begin Jumping Ship on His ‘Totally Off the Rails’ Campaign”
Donald Trump has been taking down names
Of Republican pols whom he blames
For their last minute swipes
And anti-Trump gripes:
No more favors from Trump, he proclaims.
Tags: Ben Sasse, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, Trump, Trump Enemies List
Trump’s standing (in some pols) is marred
So he’s listing their names by the yard.
But they’ll have their say
come the big polling day
by (ironically) “marking his card!“